maleficentmoi

I have no car. What an amazing statement. To my wife, it's exciting. To appreciate this opinion, one only need know that tomorrow is her twenty-seventh birthday and she's yet to get a driver's license. Me? I'm in full-blown panic mode. My world has suddenly shrunk to mere miles. I knew that this day was coming for some time, but nonetheless... Denial isn't just a...
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I'm not Charles Foster Kane, but nonetheless...

A Proclamation of Principals:

1) I will never discuss personal issues with anyone other than my wife ever again; this includes family members.

Essentially, I'm sick of half-baked advice, hearing what I've come to expect, or even advice coming out of left field with something completely unfathomable and unrelated (Hi, mom!). I've become tired of being a whiner,...
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My wife resembles her mother more and more with each passing day. True, she has a far more rational head on her shoulders, but her decisions against type nonetheless frighten me. Inebriation is the rule of the day for her everyday, be it alcohol or weed. The weed I can handle, but she does it every fucking day. I can't recall Shannon's last truly sober...
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Star Wars. Thirty years ago. Wow... I've had a helluva long bonner for Princess Leia! Little help, your highness?

I am a picture of pure lethargy. I have no ambition. My creative impulse is nothing more than a dried up sheet of snotty tissue paper in a dusty trash bin. It is the sheer craziness that has housed with me and my wife that is to blame. My wife, the center of my world, drives me crazy. The past six months have been so...
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I have never been stoned. Never. My only altered states of reality have come via a dentist visit or a severe lack of sleep. This venture into a new world was something I felt like doing because I've been a blue man for so long these past weeks that I felt like putting the shit on pause. So, I did...

My wife and I have...
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"Sirens calling,
just outside,
to take my heart down,
in the coming tide."

There's an insane amount of Suicide sets being posted. It's weird. Paying off promises maybe? Anyway, most of them are boring. That's what you get when a bunch of non-conforming conformists gather, I guess. Lately, I've been drawn to the simpler looking Suicides. Funny, no? Don't you hate people who end their sentences with 'no?' I do. Ergo, I hate myself. Why am I rambling?...
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"Day by day, hour by hour... This I pray... To those who will the indefen'ble in the name of self defense, and those who claim 'the last resort' to justify the same pretense. To those who war for greed and usurp children's limbs as capital, yet bank-roll their campaigns with the wealth of their people. To those who chokehold good men's faith to ratify their...
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