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Watching pretty boy Tom Brady get thrown around like a rag doll and constantly overthrowing his receivers was a personal thrill from a die-hard Rams fan who learned just how deep the Patriots' cheating ways really are this weekend. I couldn't be a happier fucking clam, ladies. Fuck the New Cheatin' Patriots. Assholes!

Heh. Geez! That was so... immature!

What I've learned about Wonder Woman so far...

1) William Moulton Marston, the psychologist who created Wonder Woman in 1941, was also the inventor of the lie detector.

2) Marston had four children... from two different women. One of the lucky gals was his wife, who gave birth to a son and a daughter. The second was his personal assistant during the development of his...
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Last year sucked. How bad did it suck? Well, uh... Shit, use your own fucking metaphor. Anyway, it sucked. Bad. Not Michael Jackson bad either. My wife was a tremendous burden and I was reminded of the fact that a lot of people stay in marriages just because it's convenient. Bah! I stay in mine because my wife gives amazing head. Oh, and I'm still...
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You know what's strange? Being so sick in the head (I'm not talking psychotic here, people) that your taste buds are shot to hell. Everything I've been eating this week has tasted the same. Only the texture has leant to me some variety. How... weird. To think, the sense I would miss so badly in its absence would be the sense of taste. Viva 2008!

I am done with porn. I am tired of it ruling my idle moments all alone. It's silly, really. I'm such a horn dog for my wife that it's dumb to waste minutes (or hours) looking at complete strangers who are naked or fucking or naked and fucking (it happens, people!) and getting aroused. It's time to put that child's toy down and move on....
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I do... sorta.

Maybe that's what my wife should've said. Instead, she led me down the garden path. She is no longer the woman I married, but is the change really that significant? What a silly question. Of course it is.

The woman I married didn't smoke. She also didn't do drugs. She also didn't drink beers with men I hardly know in bars in...
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My friend Zach has come to a momentous decision: he can live without his estranged girlfriend. This is indeed a big deal, considering how many of us can relate to the life stuck in pause sensation of waiting for someone you care for to return the favor. Things like this remind me of the cruelty that is love and how we, as weak spirited sponges,...
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My wife is convinced that I hate people. After much deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that she is wrong; I do not hate people. What is left to me, realizing this important fact, is the question of why my wife would believe such silly things. The answer is simple: she wants to. Essentially, it makes her bullshit easier for her to swallow.

It...
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I have a new car. I hate saying that. I actually tried to ride a bike fourteen miles to and back from work... once. I got a flat on Northgate Boulevard and that was that. Also, I almost puked a couple of times, almost got hit by a car once, and was so exhausted from the ride that I had to drive the company van...
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Words alone cannot do what motion pictures can to perfection. Truly, the best thing about living on this planet is the female of the human species. Wow...





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