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Roseville, CA

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Laurel

Age: 46

Height: 5'

Weight: 140

Occupation: Retired paralegal/Web designer/personal trainer

Location: Walnut Creek, California

Sexual History: Before I got married, I kept the names of men I slept with in a binder. I have herpes, but I don't give it away.

Info: I've got fabulous boobs, and I'm only slightly overweight. My skin, however, is embarrassingly loose from years of yo-yo dieting. I have a golden retriever and five rabbits. The dog sleeps on my bed, and the rabbits live in the kitchen. My health is good except for the chronic depression, the two heart attacks I had last year, the sciatica, and the degenerative joint disease. I am a recovering drug addict, a recovering bulimic, a recovering shopaholic, and a recovering sex addict.

Redeeming Qualities: I have integrity and a great sense of humor, not to mention money and brains, but I won't date you unless you do, too.

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