maleficentmoi

Whenever I'm around men of the overt masculine type, my voice drops several octaves. This phenomenon has always occurred since my testicles got hairy, signaling that my voice had finally changed. To ask why I do this amongst the company of manly men is to admit that you are a woman. It's like testosterone gets in my nasal cavity and my larynx flares all macho on me. I used to think that I did it because I have a tendency to mumble; or, I was inaudible. So, whenever in a group, I believed that my voice would lower and I would naturally speak with a greater authority, projecting outwards like it normally wouldn't. In truth, it's only amongst guys. Well, like I said, manly guys. Is it intimidation? I'm sure. Also, I think it's that old pissing contest thingy guys are so keen for. So fun, pissing contests. Usually I don't get involved in that shit (unless I feel I am the authority of a particular pissing opportunity), but the occasions where I'm thrust upon such contests usually result in my Harrison-Ford's-Richard-Deckard-from-Blade-Runner voice. That's what I call that particular tone of voice I have amongst manly men. Nobody has pointed it out to me. I drew that conclusion myself. And, since I fucking love "Blade Runner", you better believe I think the shoe fits. Go check it out and you'll get an idea of what I sound like when I'm amongst manly men.

"Do you like our owl?"

"Is it artificial?"

"Of course it is."

"Must be expensive..."

"Very. I'm Rachael."

"Deckard."