My dad got caught with porn. I'm not kidding. He and my mom have been married thrity-five years, so they have a different set of morale values from the younger generations. Also, they were raised in hard core Christian households. So, this porn discovery kind of sent my mom off into a wild frenzy (yeah, redundancy abounds). Me and my siblings are kind of shell shocked. We knew all about his secret stashes for years, so I think we were guilty of assuming that our mom was tolerating it quietly. Unfortunately, maybe my dad was feeling the same way and got lazy about covering it all up from suspecting eyes. Then came the BOOM! and now he's gone all Republican about the discovery: denial, denial, denial. Soon he'll try lying, lying, lying. And then blame someone else, blame someone else, blame someone else. Then he'll declare war on an oil rich third world country, declare war on an oil rich third world country, declare war on an oil rich third world country. Then he'll attack the immigrants to cover up all the bullshit he's trying to hide, he'll attack the immigrants to cover up all the bullshit he's trying to hide, he'll attack the immigrants to cover up all the bullshit he's trying to hide. Then he'll bash the gays to improve his standing within his party, he'll bash the gays to improve his standing within his party, he'll bash the gays to improve his standing within his party. Gack! That was stoopid! Obviously I've too much time on my hands. Anyway, stupid references to our current president aside, my dad is screwed. Wow. Thirty-five years up in smoke... I guess I should be bummed.
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