maleficentmoi

The best thing about being sick is that you can fuck off an entire day and not feel the least amount of remorse for it. Here's how I fuck off a sick day: Do the dishes (by hand; we don't own a dish washer), do the cat box (by 'do' I mean, of course, 'clean' not 'fuck'), do the floors (I mean, if I were indeed 'doing' all these inanimate objects in the perverted sense, I'd have quite the baby stick), do the counter tops (no clever quip here, sorry), work on my screenplay (don't laugh!), work on my stupid comic strip (you wouldn't laugh, even though I'd want you to), and take a shower (picture that, ladies! it'll keep you celibate). So, that's what a fruit like me does for a lazy sick day. Stooopid!! Yeah, I know... I need to get well soon.