maleficentmoi

Today, while grocery shopping, my wife and I were in line behind the Beast from "Kung-Fu Hustle"! I'm fucking serious! The dude had the same scowl of a face, the terrible balding pattern and the lousy suit he'd sported in the movie just before he went all bullfrog on Stephen Chow's ass. He was buying a lot of chocolate bars. Beast indeed! I didn't have the nerve to say something to him. Why? He's the Beast, duh! On another note, my wife and I leave tomorrow to be in San Francisco to catch the EELs concert at the Filmore on Wednesday. I hope to God he plays "Daisies of the Galaxy" so I can burst into tears in front of an auditorium full of people. Ahhh, what a thrill...