I stubbed my toe today. I realize that's a common occurrence, but, man! That fucking hurt. It wasn't even a Luke Skywalker direct hit, you know? Like, boom goes the Death Star direct hit? No, it was a glancing hit. Maybe that's why it hurt so badly? I think the point of all of this is that I don't like pain. Pain, like, sucks, man. Dig all the commas! Anyway, as stupid as it sounds, stubbing my toe today kind of got me questioning God. I feel like sitting down with Him and saying, "God. Pain. Explain." He'd probably reference some verse in Genesis somewhere and I'd nod and say, "God. Pain. Do you hate us?" Alarmed, He'd back peddle and break out the Gospels and I'd nod and say, "God. Pain. What the fuck?" having, of course, reached the end of my patience and He'd send me to hell... All of that, thanks to my stubbed toe. 
oh, and sorry to hear about the toe stubbing incident... =/ it's a bitch when that happens...second most annoying injury after paper cuts!