maleficentmoi

Today, I walked into a car shop and asked the clerk, who was staring at a computer screen, if they repaired valve stems, since mine had a crack in it. He looked at me briefly and said, "Nope." I then asked if he knew a close spot where I could get it done. In my mind, he said, "Does the store front say Yellow Pages...
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I saw "Silent Hill" the other day. You know when you're watching a horror film when the main characters start making impossibly illogical decisions as things start getting weird. Hell, this movie had one major dumb-dumb decision made before my eyes had even adjusted to the dark. The happy couple who had adopted a daughter, having apparently discovered she's a crazy little sleep walker, had...
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"The Notorious Bettie Page" was great! My wife has a bonner for Bettie Page, so I thought it would be an automatic request for me to be dragged to see this film. However, when I brought up the possibility of seeing it together, she merely shrugged it off. I was a little surprised. Ms. Page isn't my cup of tea (I'd crawl over her to...
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Tool's new album comes out today. I have a pretty limited scope of fanfare for musicians out there today, so my taste tends to instill in me a big time loyalty to any artist (be it musician, author, actor, director, artist, hot nude chick, and so on...) that would require a suckiness output of a considerable size to get me to part ways with them....
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Orgasms are supposed to be liberating. They're supposed to be the glowing sash of release after a long marathon of sweat, cramps, guffaws and whispered threats of joy. Orgasms: the nail in the coffin, the dotted i's and crossed t's, the end credits. For some reason, my last two sex romps have left me hornier than before the orgasm knocked on the door. What's up...
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I threw myself into the river, to drown myself with my sins. It seemed foolish at the time, but the sound of my body breaking the plane of the water's surface reassured me. It acted like a slap to my senses, flushing out any lingering doubt from my hesitant resolve. The water was cold and behind me Lucifer sat, perplexed. I had never seen him...
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Today it rained again, but I witnessed a unique phenomenon I'd never been privy to before. It happened while I walked across a vast parking area while a heavy rainfall drenched me. The sun shone brilliantly despite the rain and at my feet a thick mist soon took to the air. It resembled a bog often represented in films where witches or ghosts or any...
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I'm relatively new to this online community stuff, so forgive me for my greenness. I love this website, though. I've seen women on Suicide Girls that I know most publications like Playboy wouldn't touch because they defy the conventional form of sexiness society forces down our throats. It's refreshing. I've been a member for several years now, but I never thought to try and connect...
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What's with all the really, really skinny girls on this website? You know what you'd get if you set all the skinny chicks from Suicide Girls on a sun drenched open field devoid of trees but filled endlessly with millions of wildflowers? No shadows, that's what, save those from the wildflowers. A shadow is a good thing, dearies. Just ask Peter Pan. Come on, have...
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