My dad got caught with porn. I'm not kidding. He and my mom have been married thrity-five years, so they have a different set of morale values from the younger generations. Also, they were raised in hard core Christian households. So, this porn discovery kind of sent my mom off into a wild frenzy (yeah, redundancy abounds). Me and my siblings are kind of shell...
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It is hot. That makes me sad. Sad is bad. Bad is bad no matter how you look at it. Me tired. Me stop writing.
clio:
That's hilarious! You should've given him my number, haha. xxx
I get dizzy playing videogames nowadays. That's a sure sign of maturity if I ever heard of one. Of course, I mean 'maturity' in the 'getting old quick' sense, not the 'acting like an adult' sense. I sure as hell ain't no fucking adult. Still, maybe I should try playing Pac-Man or Zaxxon instead of these polygon-rich, vomit inducing games that'd bring an epileptic to...
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ember:
I don't think anything I could possibly muster up to do this summer would come anywhere close to your summer-to-do-list. Reading to old people? Nice.
Some video games out there could easily enduce seizures. Like when I played Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast several years ago. It's an older game but holy shit. Sadly I haven't played any of the newer Sonics that have been out since then. I'm afraid my eyeballs might explode. Oh, except for Sonic Heroes but that game kind of sucks IMO.
What games do you usually play?
I've been working on Quake IV for PC. The graphics are fantastic but I'm still partial to Quake III, which I guess is the only one of the Quakes that doesn't have a real storyline, but I like it the best. I miss playing it at LAN parties. I'm such a nerd.
Some video games out there could easily enduce seizures. Like when I played Sonic Adventure for Dreamcast several years ago. It's an older game but holy shit. Sadly I haven't played any of the newer Sonics that have been out since then. I'm afraid my eyeballs might explode. Oh, except for Sonic Heroes but that game kind of sucks IMO.
What games do you usually play?
I've been working on Quake IV for PC. The graphics are fantastic but I'm still partial to Quake III, which I guess is the only one of the Quakes that doesn't have a real storyline, but I like it the best. I miss playing it at LAN parties. I'm such a nerd.
The best thing about being sick is that you can fuck off an entire day and not feel the least amount of remorse for it. Here's how I fuck off a sick day: Do the dishes (by hand; we don't own a dish washer), do the cat box (by 'do' I mean, of course, 'clean' not 'fuck'), do the floors (I mean, if I were...
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doxie:
That's where the name "Fry" came from! 
doxie:
Good! That's great - I'm glad to hear that!
I also fucking love sick days
I also fucking love sick days
I'm sick, and when that happens I get depressed. I feel bad, like a flat spare tire. Thanks for nothing, flaty! I called in sick and feel like shit for doing it. Isn't that stupid? That's what sick time is all about. Head feels like a block of cement? Call in sick. Throat filled with Brill-o pads? Call in sick. Coughing up shades of grey?...
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rys:
Sick? Depressed? You need a hug! Or a puppy. Sweet sweet tender puppy. Mmmm... puppy and chutney sandwich.... tasty....
We got a new record player. It's been too fucking long. We broke our last one by leaving the fucking turn table on. It rotated to its death, poor thing. What is funny about my obsession for records is that I'll play shit on it that I'd never listen to anywhere else. What's up with that? I have a terrible copy of "Houses of the...
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There's nothing better than homemade porn. The term "for your eyes only" really does apply when the missus and I take the time to pretend that we fuck for a living. Good times... On a related note, I have a headache. How's that related to homemade porn? That's for you to figure out. Hint: It doesn't. I'm just stupid.
clio:
Thanks for reminding me to make porn sometime! It's on my to do list.
I love it how in The Omen Damien ends up being the president's god son. What do you think that means...?
I love it how in The Omen Damien ends up being the president's god son. What do you think that means...?
clio:
I don't want to spoil it for you, so don't read on if you're still planning to see it!
Basically the kid's father is a politician and the president's god son, so when Damien becomes an orphan the president is the child's (god) father. I liked this a lot because it makes perfect sense that Damien would be raised in this environment, politics being the most effective way to destroy mankind.
Basically the kid's father is a politician and the president's god son, so when Damien becomes an orphan the president is the child's (god) father. I liked this a lot because it makes perfect sense that Damien would be raised in this environment, politics being the most effective way to destroy mankind.
Our prized fish Cunt died. She was looking real terrible these past few days, but it still made me gasp in surprise when I saw her floating this morning. I don't think I ever took a picture of her... That sucks. She'll now only reside in the cluttered warehouse that is my shrinking brain. Lord knows there's plenty for her to do in there. The...
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doxie:
Maury is definitely still around. I love Maury.
Sorry to hear about your fishie
Sorry to hear about your fishie
It is June. That makes me sad. I hate summer, save for the wonderful evenings. You know, when the sun's gone to bed. Yeah... The summer heat in Sacramento is to be avoided. I like where I live and I admit I'm lazy when it comes to the idea of moving from my home town, but the summer months really get me considering it more...
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Today, while grocery shopping, my wife and I were in line behind the Beast from "Kung-Fu Hustle"! I'm fucking serious! The dude had the same scowl of a face, the terrible balding pattern and the lousy suit he'd sported in the movie just before he went all bullfrog on Stephen Chow's ass. He was buying a lot of chocolate bars. Beast indeed! I didn't have...
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I stubbed my toe today. I realize that's a common occurrence, but, man! That fucking hurt. It wasn't even a Luke Skywalker direct hit, you know? Like, boom goes the Death Star direct hit? No, it was a glancing hit. Maybe that's why it hurt so badly? I think the point of all of this is that I don't like pain. Pain, like, sucks, man....
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escapeodt:
Aye, tell me about it...I've been labelled a fag for as long as i can remember. i mean, i appreciate that I act perhaps a little more feminine than most guys do, but its still no reason to judge. i suppose like you, it doesn't really stir up much of a reaction from me anymore...it just pisses me off to think that people can be so narrow minded, y'know?
oh, and sorry to hear about the toe stubbing incident... =/ it's a bitch when that happens...second most annoying injury after paper cuts!
oh, and sorry to hear about the toe stubbing incident... =/ it's a bitch when that happens...second most annoying injury after paper cuts!
What makes a man resent his wife? Maybe this isn't the best place to write this nonsense, but it's not like anyone reads it anyway. My wife drives me nuts sometimes and that's the simple truth. It's inevitable, isn't it; to have that reaction to someone you have such a close proximity (I just looked that word up and I spelled it right!) with? Isn't...
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clio:
Haha, send my regards to your eyes and I wish them well. Enjoy! 
As for Silent Hill, I've never played the game but the movie was pretty disappointing. Of course I'll be writing another tour diary, so there will be lots of stories when I return.
xxx