malchick

I 've decided to be Alex from A CLockwork Orange for Halloween. As of now, I have the eyelashes, derby hat and cane, while the white clothes (with that mysterious sleeve eyeball), boots, and 'jock strap' will prove to be a harder find. Would a sports store have these hidden treasures? Time is running out...

So, I have this problem where I keep spending copious amounts of money when I should be saving it. Instead of putting some cash away for a car, my upcoming trip to New York, and school I immediately purchase ridiculous items that I try to convince myself I need. I do not need the first and second seasons of Ren & Stimpy, The Rolling Stones Rock and Roll Circus, a new wardrobe, or to complete my Kinks CD collection.

Wait, wait, wait...I DO need those things...and MORE!!! What about that electric guitar and amp I've been drooling over for the past year and all of the CD's and DVD's that haven't even come out yet!! I...need...to keep...my mind preoccupied...with meaningless merchandise...to keep...my mind off of matters ...that really count...

Don't think...don't think...just consume

It's a disease, I tell ya.