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malchick

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Wednesday Sep 08, 2004

Sep 8, 2004
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Ugh...I feel sick. puke

I need some homemade bok soup and a small robot to feed it to me. I will call it Mum Mum because that's the only sound I can make with my mouth.

"Mum Mum. MUM MUM!!"

"Yesssss Masssster?" (It will have a lisp. A cold, metallic robot lisp.)

"My meed more mum mum mor my mummy"

"We don't have anymore ssssoup, massster."

"MUCK MEW!!! Mime Mucking mick mew mucking mobot"

Long silence.

"Would you like me to go to the sssstore, massster?"

"Mes. Mes my mould. Mand mick me mup mome morno, moo!"
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johnnystrange:
Hey man, I got your address, I'm gonna send out that CD tomorrow. Sorry about the delay. I have this new job at the Viper Room so I've been pretty busy.

I can't wait to hear this music you send me. It defintely sounds like it's my kind of stuff.
Sep 15, 2004
velocity:
My family had a cat named Crunchy when I was a kid. Actually, its full name was Crunchy Burnt Muffin Flakes. It was the last pet my parents ever let me name.
Sep 17, 2004

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