maladjusted

I will poke you in the eye..
Why you ask?
well firstly..you have an eye.
secondly..im evil.
thirdly..thirdly..is that even correct?
thirdly..you look funny holding your eye all squwinty and asking..why the fuck did you poke me in the eye.?
that is all.
haha im not really that evil...or am I mwhahahahaha!!!!