"Never push your Granny when she's shaving."
So i went to the opening day show OF LOTR: Two Towers, last night at midnight and all i can say is see this movie. Weel I'm off to Blackmail's bong peace. 
"Spit or swallow, bitch -- it's yours now." - Anonymous
Lets see how you guys like this one.
"If you paint one painting, it doesn't make you a painter. If you bake one cake, it doesn't make you a baker. But blow up one little embassy building, and you're automatically a terrorist?" - Oni Genki
BTW why are my new posts not showing on the newly updated post list on the main page?
"If you paint one painting, it doesn't make you a painter. If you bake one cake, it doesn't make you a baker. But blow up one little embassy building, and you're automatically a terrorist?" - Oni Genki
BTW why are my new posts not showing on the newly updated post list on the main page?
taswell:
I dunno. I kinda liked it when I heard it last week on SNL.
majikisinu:
hence the reason it's a quote :-P
Lets see how you guys like this one.
"If you paint one painting, it doesn't make you a painter. If you bake one cake, it doesn't make you a baker. But blow up one little embassy building, and you're automatically a terrorist?" - Oni Genki
"If you paint one painting, it doesn't make you a painter. If you bake one cake, it doesn't make you a baker. But blow up one little embassy building, and you're automatically a terrorist?" - Oni Genki
"Do you see an ounce of fuck that is given on my face?" 
toreena:
Yes.
In fact, I see 4 ounces.
In fact, I see 4 ounces.
majikisinu:
wow a whole 1/4 pound? I'm im pressed 
"Do you see an ounce of fuck that is given on my face?"
"She looks so good, I'd use both fists!" 
"If people can sue cigarette companies because they got cancer, can I sue Budwiser for all the ugly women I've fucked?" - tg5
"If you told someone that they were one in a million, you'd be saying there were 1,800 of them in China."