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Last night kicked ass. My buddy Chris and I went back to the club I got my ass beat by the bouncers, who didn't recognize me (I think it was the black glasses with the big nose attached plus the oversized moustache, but I could be wrong), and we had some 151 and cokes where we went to another club and I was talking to a bunch of random women and the funny part about that was, I was talking to this really hot woman and some dude who apparently was shot down by her earlier (according to her) walked past and in a nasty raspy drunken voice he screamed "oh for fucks sake!" in reference to me talking to her.

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My bro that was with me was laughing so hard, so were the other women....ok maybe you had to be there but it was neat.

We then went to 7 Eleven where we got a cab, but not before I had a "Spunial" moment where I chatted it up with some really dirty meth addicts, who were pissed because they couldn't find something after they both dug through the 500 items in this woman's purse!

Good times....afterwards I went home where I laid in bed drunk text messaging with another drunk friend before I passed out.

Then I had a dream where I accidentally sucked a bunch of resin through a pipe and it filled my mouth in the dream so badly I woke up trying to spit out something that wasn't even there. Fucking weird.



Song of the moment for me: Styles "I Get High (Good Times)" --I love the video