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Thursday Sep 22, 2005

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I pulled a maximum security prison break from my head! I swam across the icy channel to my heart, and my gut. Then I got all Jerry Bruckheimer and fired rocket projected grenades at the pen.

Then I got some free pizza dough.

I did learn how to amortize simple fixed rate loans while I was in the hole though.

I've got the perspective I've been searching for! The water left on the ground smells like renaissance. I think it'll be a good crop this year!

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Ettiquette Update:

Rule #413

If you ever staying at your cousin's house and desperate for a cigarette but can not find a lighter and you're not supposed to smoke indoors, its a good idea that while you light your cigarette on the burner make sure that you inhale the entire time that you are making your way from the kitchen to the back porch.
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I have no idea what you're talking about, but I loved reading it. tongue
Sep 22, 2005

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