magnadolce

Nothing is fucked!
The god damned plane has NOT crashed into the mountain.

Things are better.
Not the best, but better.

It was nice to hear a message from my ex last night -
I'll sum up what she said:

(crying) "you never call me, I don't have any real friends and rory (her new fucker boyfriend) is too busy all the time to talk when I need it. I'm miserable..."

Basically, shes getting miserable and I'm getting...
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Man, what a great weekend.
Check some pics in my folder.
These really don't do her justice at all, but she wouldn't let me photograph her b'cuz she had just gotten up from bed.
This is the girl from Dallas. I've known her for about 5 years and once in 2000 I drove to Dallas to go to the Tom Petty concert. We made out...
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You've got to hear this:

So I get home and I'm a little buzzed.

I chill for a bit, check my email and posts, and then (it's 4am) I decide it's time to hit the hay and catch at least 40 winks.
I brush my teeth. During brushing, with mouth full of crest foam, I suddenly cough and am forced to breathe in rather quickly....
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You've got to hear this:

So I get home and I'm a little buzzed.

I chill for a bit, check my email and posts, and then (it's 4am) I decide it's time to hit the hay and catch at least 40 winks.
I brush my teeth. During brushing, with mouth full of crest foam, I suddenly cough and am forced to breathe in rather quickly....
Read More

You've got to hear this:

So I get home and I'm a little buzzed.

I chill for a bit, check my email and posts, and then (it's 4am) I decide it's time to hit the hay and catch at least 40 winks.
I brush my teeth. During brushing, with mouth full of crest foam, I suddenly cough and am forced to breathe in rather quickly....
Read More

When I was but a wee teen in 1991, I used to love making out with girls and listening to Teenage Fanclub simultaneously. Now, I still like making out with chics, but it never happens. But, for the first time in about ten years I bought "Bandwagonesque" (the best TF album) again and it gave me solid wood for quite some time. I'm still solid....
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Ah fuck it.

I remember when my biggest worry was about popping a boner in the 9th grade just before the dismissal bell rang...

Now I have all sorts of shit to dwell on...

It's times like these when you know having a boner would actually probably cheer you up!

See my profile pic? Huh? Do you see it?

LOOK AT IT!

That's my fuckin' AURA, bitches!
It's a fucking aura with lots of fucking POWER so the next time you think you're better than me you can EAT IT YOU MOTHERFUCKING MEATFUCKS!!!

Have a nice day.

Oh yeah, I joined this band called "Ledaswan" recently and they finally have their website up. If you...
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The following are true:

1. My car smells like dirty gym socks.
2. While going up the stairs, a child just screamed right outside my door and her mother reprimanded her.
3. I hate school.
4. My middle names begins with H.
4.5. This morning I did not have wood upon waking.
5. I haven't been laid since the beginning of March and I have...
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