Don't drink the aquarium water.
Don't do it.
You'll be sorry.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I'm not joking about this.
I'm very serious.
Hey, it's your life.
Do with it what you will.
No, I'll still be your friend.
I'll just think you made a stupid decision.
We all make mistakes.
I'm trying to help here.
I'm trying to give you advice.
Well...
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Don't do it.
You'll be sorry.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
I'm not joking about this.
I'm very serious.
Hey, it's your life.
Do with it what you will.
No, I'll still be your friend.
I'll just think you made a stupid decision.
We all make mistakes.
I'm trying to help here.
I'm trying to give you advice.
Well...
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laputa64:
drexel:
yeah. thanks for clearing that up. 
Does anybody else know how much the fucking CARS rocked?
Seriously, if The Cars had never been, and a band came out right now with all of the same songs (with just the tiniest bit more "rock" -and I mean just the tiniest) they would be the shit.
They are the shit anyway.
-but I can't decide whether I like Ric Ocasek's or Benjamin Orr's...
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Seriously, if The Cars had never been, and a band came out right now with all of the same songs (with just the tiniest bit more "rock" -and I mean just the tiniest) they would be the shit.
They are the shit anyway.
-but I can't decide whether I like Ric Ocasek's or Benjamin Orr's...
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librarian:
I went to school with a guy with an underbite/crossbite. Like a bulldog.
Good ol' Ryuji.
Also went to school with a guy named G-Mer.
And a guy named La, and a guy named Bicchan.
Good ol' Ryuji.
Also went to school with a guy named G-Mer.
And a guy named La, and a guy named Bicchan.
librarian:
No, he was sort of scary and in an Asian gang. Not someone you wanted to make fun of.
He got busted by the cops for some kind of gambling ring in high school. I went to the kind of high school where kids got new sportscars on their 16th birthdays. I got a rusty old pickup. I wish I still had it.
He got busted by the cops for some kind of gambling ring in high school. I went to the kind of high school where kids got new sportscars on their 16th birthdays. I got a rusty old pickup. I wish I still had it.
Okee Dokee, here are the findings of my government funded (funds spent on beer, condoms and salted almonds) psychological experiment:
First off I would like to state my opinion of mankind being inherently good or evil; we are both. Some people are inherently good natured and kind even though they may have commited evil deeds during the course of their lives, while others, no matter...
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First off I would like to state my opinion of mankind being inherently good or evil; we are both. Some people are inherently good natured and kind even though they may have commited evil deeds during the course of their lives, while others, no matter...
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mercie:
I like Throbbin Hood myself, haha... made me giggle.
Interesting experiment.
Come say hi to me handsome guy!
Interesting experiment.
Come say hi to me handsome guy!
cureelise:
I listened to the sound of baby birds eating regurgitated worms followed by some old Descendents hehehe nice. listened to them yesterday.
Of the following two superpowers, choose the one you would want.
Explain your answer.
A)The ability to turn invisible
or
B)The ability to fly
UPDATE:
I need more feedback peeps. Please answer this. It is my attempt at a pscychological experiment. I'll post the findings when I get something to work with!
Explain your answer.
A)The ability to turn invisible
or
B)The ability to fly
UPDATE:
I need more feedback peeps. Please answer this. It is my attempt at a pscychological experiment. I'll post the findings when I get something to work with!
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drexel:
yes. yes i am.
monica:
can't i have both?
When a beautiful girl says "see ya around" to me,
I say what Jack Burton says: "never can tell."
The I tip my hat and stride out the door with confidence. In other words, I take Mr. Burtons advice on a dark and stormy night...
"China is here, Mr. Burton."
"What the hell does that mean, 'China is here?"
I have however found out...
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I say what Jack Burton says: "never can tell."
The I tip my hat and stride out the door with confidence. In other words, I take Mr. Burtons advice on a dark and stormy night...
"China is here, Mr. Burton."
"What the hell does that mean, 'China is here?"
I have however found out...
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librarian:
We're the same age, Grandpa! 
librarian:
I never saw that movie, but there's nothing wrong with taking it up the butt every so often.
The British are coming! The British are coming!
Shut up you little bitch! Go make out with your sister!
Shut up you little bitch! Go make out with your sister!
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librarian:
(The sisters get it on and then kill people.)
librarian:
Really? This movie made me quiver with delight. Of course, I was a teenager, so I was all quivery anyway.
Feeling good enough to have another birthday already.
It's amazing what water, aspirin and dozing off all day will do to a hangover...
It's amazing what water, aspirin and dozing off all day will do to a hangover...
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drexel:
deal. you, texas, swimming, steak and eggs. how could i possibly turn that down?
librarian:
Wow, somehow I read, "feeling good enough to have another baby". Took me a coupla tries.
I'm in Bend.
I'm in Bend.
...head... hurts.
...liver... hurts
...mouth... tastes very bad
i am a trooper.
thanks to everyone who wished me a happy b-day. you guys are the coolest!
i didn't get any puss.
...liver... hurts
...mouth... tastes very bad
i am a trooper.
thanks to everyone who wished me a happy b-day. you guys are the coolest!
i didn't get any puss.
"You fuckin' die," I said... to her...
I said "you FUCKIN' DIE" to her.
Huh? What? No,no. I was taking to Kim, I said "you fuckin die."
No, I, I, we were just goofin' around.
No, no it didn't have anything to do with anything...
She said "don't touch anybody touch this is my stuff," and I said "you fuckin' die" like that. I was...
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I said "you FUCKIN' DIE" to her.
Huh? What? No,no. I was taking to Kim, I said "you fuckin die."
No, I, I, we were just goofin' around.
No, no it didn't have anything to do with anything...
She said "don't touch anybody touch this is my stuff," and I said "you fuckin' die" like that. I was...
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montaigne:
I mean "they." I said "thay." God I'm fucked up. And I am a writer. And I just started a sentence with "and." Fucking moron. You are hot and although I will probably never meet you as I am in Seattle, you make my dreams more eventful. Keep posting cutie. more dick shots. I like Promise Ring also. You are a naked god. add me as a friend.
zenntheart0103:
a pixies fan! did you see them at coachella? a-fucking-mazing....
I haven't been wearing any boxers under my pants lately and frankly I'm starting to enjoy the rather loose and free feeling.
Underwear is for suckers!
-and to sleep in.
Underwear is for suckers!
-and to sleep in.
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mylf:
I gi back and forth between wearing panties and going with nothing. all depends on how hot it is outside, and how see thru my pants/skirts are.
masaba:
i totally agree!!! since I've been on this trip, I got tired of washing my undies in the sink so I simply stopped wearing them....