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A new LEDASWAN song on our Myspace page.
Have a listen if you like.

Something smells a triffle rank in my apartment but I can't locate its source. The mystery of the smell is really getting to me... ...or is it just the smell?

Here's a story I wrote entitled "The Man Who Would Be Mayor"


The key to her chastity belt was, interestingly enough, shaped like a dick. It was at that moment that I knew I was in. After all, her megalomaniacal husband was off fighting a crusade some 800 years dead and I... I was left alone to fend for the "Kingdom of Blueberry Canyon" as...
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I'm almost 30.
My mommy and daddy just took me shopping.
My ma just called me up early today and said, "Hey son, do you need some summer clothes or some new socks or something." I of course said yes. Why they called me up to offer I haven't a clue. ???
I got some jeans, shirts, shorts, boxers and a swim suit, not to...
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As I sit here writing my frightfully-long paper on the subject of Texas wines, I happen to be drinking the stuff. Well, not a Texas wine, but wine. I love it so.
Anyways, with my recently new-found love of roll-your-own tobacco, I have decided to start an organizatin of roll-your-own tobacco lovers called L.O.T. That's right, The LADS OF TOBACCO. I figure we'll be...
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When I was really young and I learned that the words fart, crap and faggot weren't really bad words, I said them all the time in front of my parents.

I was real young because I had a mouth to put a sailor to shame by the age of 10. For instance, I was saying "fucking fucker" before I ever saw a porn mag.

BTW,...
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SAVE THE BEES!

Who would win in a fight between Charles and Buddy Lembeck?
Not, I repeat, NOT Scott Baio and Willie Ames.

Echo and his brother called. They're bringing the wine.
They said it was up to me if I wanted to invite the three-legged Malarchy brothers so I opted to let the brothers sit home (they're not the most fun of people, after all) Anyway, the party's at my place, there will be some wine and brandy and I have some great activities planned some of...
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Pshaw.

UPDATE
This just in: It has come to my knowledge that I am not a real boy. At first I thought I was real just like everyone else, but I am finally coming around to believing that I am in fact make-believe.
I am working on becoming real because if I do then one or more hot-ass girls will hump my face.