magnadolce

I'm almost 30.
My mommy and daddy just took me shopping.
My ma just called me up early today and said, "Hey son, do you need some summer clothes or some new socks or something." I of course said yes. Why they called me up to offer I haven't a clue. ???
I got some jeans, shirts, shorts, boxers and a swim suit, not to mention a great Italian lunch out of the deal.

I love my ma and pa.

I also love zombie pussy, but in a WHOLE different way.



And for all you fans of those who may be very large:




UPDATE
People of Earth, New York and California, People of Earth, I was born on Jupiter.