I'm not bored all the time, but when I do get bored, I get FUCKING BORED!!! I strangely don't feel like hanging out with my friendslately, I've exhausted my film collection (once again) and it will be ar least another month before I can watch one of those and I don't wanna spend $$$ on more DVD's, so that's out. Besides, I need a special lady friend to watch them with. Femalian dry spell you ask? Why yes! Eh, serves me right I guess. I'm up jack-off creek without lotion. I never used lotion anyway...
Mayhaps I'll take up macrame or tiddlywinks. Perhaps parchesi or cribbage... but then again, those are games for two excepting macrame and I think tiddlywinks. I don't even know what tiddlywinks is other than the fact that it's kinda fun to say the way it rolls out of the mouth...
Ah sweet liquor eases the boredom (and pain if you have it).
Too bad I don't dig on the weed anymore. That would help a bit, but that shit fucks me up now in my ripening age.
Does anyone out there have a penchant for putting marbles in your nose? I did that when I was a kid. I also lost all of my lite-brite pegs once and I had no idea where they went. A few days later I saw a bunch of them in some dog-doo in my front yard. I don't know why, but I think it made me sad. Dogs are great animals. Noble and loyal. Maybe I need a dog. That will require some thought. A small one for my little apartment; a yorkshire terrier perhaps. I love those little guys.
Who hates grapes? Grapes are a strange thing to not like. Same with popsicles. Who hates popsicles? I like them, so you should too.
Does anyone wonder what it would be like to have a third arm? I mean, if it was a normal part of the human anatomy. Well, first off, it would have to extend from the middle of a body so as to not remove human symmetry. Lets face it, nature is basically symmetrical and that is what we naturally consider beautiful. Few things out there that are wildly asymmetrical are beautiful, but then again, what's that thing called... well anyway, it's in the eyes of the beholder whatever it is.
I wish William Shattner was my dad. I mean, I love my dad, but old Shattner would be a cool pop. I would cut records with him and learn to utter his style of rythmic speaking. There is a song on the "Fear of Pop" album where Will Shattner and Ben Folds do a song called "In Love." Shattner's talent for rythmic speaking shines in that song as it does in lots of his older works with partner (both on and off the screen) Leonard Nimoy. I especially like "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."
I used to love Leonard Nimoy's "In Search Of." It was great.
Yeah well, I'm fucking bored and this only took up about 10-15 minutes.
A FRESH NEW UPDATE!!!
ONLY SECONDS after this post I found a fun thing to do while alone besides strokin' one out! I set my camera to a time delay and moved around kinda wildly until the camera snapped me in whatever pose I happened to be in at the random time. Here are the results. ENJOY! I know I did!
YEAH, FUCKING BORED, BUT THIS WAS FUN!
Mayhaps I'll take up macrame or tiddlywinks. Perhaps parchesi or cribbage... but then again, those are games for two excepting macrame and I think tiddlywinks. I don't even know what tiddlywinks is other than the fact that it's kinda fun to say the way it rolls out of the mouth...
Ah sweet liquor eases the boredom (and pain if you have it).
Too bad I don't dig on the weed anymore. That would help a bit, but that shit fucks me up now in my ripening age.
Does anyone out there have a penchant for putting marbles in your nose? I did that when I was a kid. I also lost all of my lite-brite pegs once and I had no idea where they went. A few days later I saw a bunch of them in some dog-doo in my front yard. I don't know why, but I think it made me sad. Dogs are great animals. Noble and loyal. Maybe I need a dog. That will require some thought. A small one for my little apartment; a yorkshire terrier perhaps. I love those little guys.
Who hates grapes? Grapes are a strange thing to not like. Same with popsicles. Who hates popsicles? I like them, so you should too.
Does anyone wonder what it would be like to have a third arm? I mean, if it was a normal part of the human anatomy. Well, first off, it would have to extend from the middle of a body so as to not remove human symmetry. Lets face it, nature is basically symmetrical and that is what we naturally consider beautiful. Few things out there that are wildly asymmetrical are beautiful, but then again, what's that thing called... well anyway, it's in the eyes of the beholder whatever it is.
I wish William Shattner was my dad. I mean, I love my dad, but old Shattner would be a cool pop. I would cut records with him and learn to utter his style of rythmic speaking. There is a song on the "Fear of Pop" album where Will Shattner and Ben Folds do a song called "In Love." Shattner's talent for rythmic speaking shines in that song as it does in lots of his older works with partner (both on and off the screen) Leonard Nimoy. I especially like "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."
I used to love Leonard Nimoy's "In Search Of." It was great.
Yeah well, I'm fucking bored and this only took up about 10-15 minutes.
A FRESH NEW UPDATE!!!
ONLY SECONDS after this post I found a fun thing to do while alone besides strokin' one out! I set my camera to a time delay and moved around kinda wildly until the camera snapped me in whatever pose I happened to be in at the random time. Here are the results. ENJOY! I know I did!
YEAH, FUCKING BORED, BUT THIS WAS FUN!
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mercie:
ps - you're hot. 
cureelise:
LOL omg I love that pic. u are too funny n that's why we all wuv u 
do another SB set the next time u are bored
LOL omg I love that pic. u are too funny n that's why we all wuv u do another SB set the next time u are bored