Top five Schwarzenegger films in no particluar order:
1. Both Conan's (Barbarian and Destroyer)-count as one film.
"Conan! What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
"That is good."
2. Predator
"Buncha slack jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you a god damn sexual tyranosaurus... like me!"
3. Total Recall
"Hahaha, you think this is the real Quaid? It is."
(Kuato lives)
4. The Terminator (the first one only)
"..."
5. Commando
"Let off some steam, Bennet."
Red Heat, Terminator 2 and not to mention Kindergarten Cop were pretty decent films, but not as good as the top five.
If you disagree, you are wrong.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
If anyone can tell me where to find the original bumper sticker that says "Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free" then I would owe you a debt of thanks and possibly 10 bucks.
1. Both Conan's (Barbarian and Destroyer)-count as one film.
"Conan! What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
"That is good."
2. Predator
"Buncha slack jawed faggots around here! This stuff'll make you a god damn sexual tyranosaurus... like me!"
3. Total Recall
"Hahaha, you think this is the real Quaid? It is."
(Kuato lives)
4. The Terminator (the first one only)
"..."
5. Commando
"Let off some steam, Bennet."
Red Heat, Terminator 2 and not to mention Kindergarten Cop were pretty decent films, but not as good as the top five.
If you disagree, you are wrong.
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
If anyone can tell me where to find the original bumper sticker that says "Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free" then I would owe you a debt of thanks and possibly 10 bucks.
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penguinscheme:
I've seen it but I don't know where it would be. I know a place here in town sells them. I will keep my eyes open.
clara:
Thanks for the birthday greeting. 