I love my ex more than I've ever hated anybody and hate her almost as much as I am capable of even though she deserves niether...
Hmm...
Strangest mix of the most extreme of human emotions...
Life is really stupid
with lots of hubub
to keep you busy
but really not amounting to much...
The above is Steve Martin's take on Shakespeare's
"Life is a tale told by an idiot
full of sound and fury
signifying nothing."
Such truth, yet we all aim for what we each define as "happiness" even though we're all going to die in the end. It's the natural human thingy or such...
We live in a fantastic and beautiful world, but I think a problem lies in the mainstream definition of "success." Sometimes we try so hard for the future without enjoying the present. Not an easy thing to "fix," but well worth keeping in mind.
Not to mention the fact that more people than not like pizza.
Pizza Hut keeps arriving at these fresh new pizza ideas.
You know what I want? I want a fucking pizza orb. That's right, a fucking basketball sized ball of pizza filled with ranch dressing or cheese, or BOTH for that matter.
It would be eaten by slicing it in half with a super sharp knife (provided) and as the halves fall, the ranch/cheese mixture is eaten as one would eat soup (spoon provided - the spoon is made of delicious crust so one may eat it later) and then the pizza "bowl" is attacked from the edges down to the base.
I really don't know how one would cook such an item of grandeur, but I'm sure the marvelous minds of Pizza Hut Incorporated could figure it out in mere weeks, days even.
Until then my friends, we wait.
I feel bad about something.
I kinda just started to hang out with this girl who WAS until very recently dating a friend of mine (for like 8 months) and we hung out and had a "good time" (all that "good time" entails) but I knew that I didn't want to actually date her mostly because she was so recently with my friend and I would feel VERY wierd if word got out that we had been hanging out together not two weeks after they had split up (luckily he was the one who broke it off with her - had it been vice-versa none of this would have happened - I'm not that rude). I think, (think I say) she was kinda liking me but I never told her that I never intended to secure any kind of relationship out of it and I kinda... just stopped calling her.
It's been a week now and I'm too much of a wimp to call her and offer any kind of an explanation.
That sucks becuase she is a real cool girl, but now I don't even think she wants to be friends. I guess I'll just see her when I'm out sometime and HOPEFULLY I will be in my cups by then - it makes it so much easier. God I am a wimp.
I did however meet a great girl. I really like her and I honestly feel that she likes me too. We've hung out twice and just talked and watched movies. I'm trying a new approach: TAKE IT SLOW. It occured to me that every time I have had a long and meanigful relationship, they have started off SLOW. It may take some time but I am working out the details of a theory I have that is based upon how fast two people jump into the sack versus how long/successful the relationship is... I already have two good friends who have been together for over a year and they got it on on the first night so therein lies some opposition to my guess, but hell, at least it sounds like I am a scientist of sorts, SO the song for this post is "I Am A Scientist" by GBV.
Until next time.
-A goodboy who feels he has been a bit not so good as of late but making up for it now.
Hmm...
Strangest mix of the most extreme of human emotions...
Life is really stupid
with lots of hubub
to keep you busy
but really not amounting to much...
The above is Steve Martin's take on Shakespeare's
"Life is a tale told by an idiot
full of sound and fury
signifying nothing."
Such truth, yet we all aim for what we each define as "happiness" even though we're all going to die in the end. It's the natural human thingy or such...
We live in a fantastic and beautiful world, but I think a problem lies in the mainstream definition of "success." Sometimes we try so hard for the future without enjoying the present. Not an easy thing to "fix," but well worth keeping in mind.
Not to mention the fact that more people than not like pizza.
Pizza Hut keeps arriving at these fresh new pizza ideas.
You know what I want? I want a fucking pizza orb. That's right, a fucking basketball sized ball of pizza filled with ranch dressing or cheese, or BOTH for that matter.
It would be eaten by slicing it in half with a super sharp knife (provided) and as the halves fall, the ranch/cheese mixture is eaten as one would eat soup (spoon provided - the spoon is made of delicious crust so one may eat it later) and then the pizza "bowl" is attacked from the edges down to the base.
I really don't know how one would cook such an item of grandeur, but I'm sure the marvelous minds of Pizza Hut Incorporated could figure it out in mere weeks, days even.
Until then my friends, we wait.
I feel bad about something.
I kinda just started to hang out with this girl who WAS until very recently dating a friend of mine (for like 8 months) and we hung out and had a "good time" (all that "good time" entails) but I knew that I didn't want to actually date her mostly because she was so recently with my friend and I would feel VERY wierd if word got out that we had been hanging out together not two weeks after they had split up (luckily he was the one who broke it off with her - had it been vice-versa none of this would have happened - I'm not that rude). I think, (think I say) she was kinda liking me but I never told her that I never intended to secure any kind of relationship out of it and I kinda... just stopped calling her.
It's been a week now and I'm too much of a wimp to call her and offer any kind of an explanation.
That sucks becuase she is a real cool girl, but now I don't even think she wants to be friends. I guess I'll just see her when I'm out sometime and HOPEFULLY I will be in my cups by then - it makes it so much easier. God I am a wimp.
I did however meet a great girl. I really like her and I honestly feel that she likes me too. We've hung out twice and just talked and watched movies. I'm trying a new approach: TAKE IT SLOW. It occured to me that every time I have had a long and meanigful relationship, they have started off SLOW. It may take some time but I am working out the details of a theory I have that is based upon how fast two people jump into the sack versus how long/successful the relationship is... I already have two good friends who have been together for over a year and they got it on on the first night so therein lies some opposition to my guess, but hell, at least it sounds like I am a scientist of sorts, SO the song for this post is "I Am A Scientist" by GBV.
Until next time.
-A goodboy who feels he has been a bit not so good as of late but making up for it now.
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And the ones that Mother gives you don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall,
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
Call Alice when she was just small.
When the men on the chess board get up and tell you where to go,
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low,
Go ask Alice. I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead,
And the white knight is talking backward, and the red queen's off with her head,
Remember what the doormouse said: "Feed your head! Feed your head!"