Amidst all the less than savory happenings in recent weeks I do have some good news: I found a collective total of $0.89 cents at work today just by picking up all the loose coins I saw on the ground around the wait station.
Do you realize what this means? If I find $0.90 cents each shift I work I will collect a monthly grand total of...
$14.24.
Well, that ain't shit.
Fuck the good news. Sorry to get everyone's hopes up. I didn't mean to SPOIL the party! I din't mean to make you want to rush right out and buy a fucking cake or get me a fucking card congratulating me on what a fantastic opener of doors knocked on by ole' opportunity I am! I didn't mean to "rain on the parade," or "burn down the teepee" as they say! I'm sorry if I made you happy for me for even one second! Ok?!? Are YOU happy now? I can only apologize so much! Give me some credit! I try so fucking hard and YOU... YOU don't care! You don't even appreciate me! You just sit there and stare off into space wondering how your squash game later this evening is going to fare, or how your house boat in dry-dock is handeling the weather down in the goddamned Caymans! Well I got NEWS for you jack! I'm a good man! Just because I look for money on the ground like in the way anti-semites so joyously sterotype the Jews as doing, doesn't mean I have any less of a right to get something for free once in my life! Why can't good ole GOODBOY get a break EH?!? I never hurt anybody! (not on purpose anyway) I never sold MY soul! OH NO I did NOT! But don't waste a single second worrying over Goodboy, no sirree! You just relax and sip your mint fucking juleps or your singapore shitfuckassbitchfucker sling and look over your stock reports to see how much loot you've managed to pull in over the last four days! I care not a whim. I'll be fine... YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!? Well, YOU SUCK.
I never had lice as a child and I'll be DAMNED if I get it now.
Do you realize what this means? If I find $0.90 cents each shift I work I will collect a monthly grand total of...
$14.24.
Well, that ain't shit.
Fuck the good news. Sorry to get everyone's hopes up. I didn't mean to SPOIL the party! I din't mean to make you want to rush right out and buy a fucking cake or get me a fucking card congratulating me on what a fantastic opener of doors knocked on by ole' opportunity I am! I didn't mean to "rain on the parade," or "burn down the teepee" as they say! I'm sorry if I made you happy for me for even one second! Ok?!? Are YOU happy now? I can only apologize so much! Give me some credit! I try so fucking hard and YOU... YOU don't care! You don't even appreciate me! You just sit there and stare off into space wondering how your squash game later this evening is going to fare, or how your house boat in dry-dock is handeling the weather down in the goddamned Caymans! Well I got NEWS for you jack! I'm a good man! Just because I look for money on the ground like in the way anti-semites so joyously sterotype the Jews as doing, doesn't mean I have any less of a right to get something for free once in my life! Why can't good ole GOODBOY get a break EH?!? I never hurt anybody! (not on purpose anyway) I never sold MY soul! OH NO I did NOT! But don't waste a single second worrying over Goodboy, no sirree! You just relax and sip your mint fucking juleps or your singapore shitfuckassbitchfucker sling and look over your stock reports to see how much loot you've managed to pull in over the last four days! I care not a whim. I'll be fine... YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!? Well, YOU SUCK.
I never had lice as a child and I'll be DAMNED if I get it now.
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Thanks a lot!
I take it you are feeling better then.