i need to get a few things off my mind. so excuse me while i vent real quick.
number one] please, gentlemen, take it into mind that no girl - and i mean NO GIRL - wants you to divulge your drunken adorations for her right after showing her your gun. much less when she's already made it clear to you she's not interested on numerous occasions. no matter how much she might believe this guy to be sane and/or stable, it's more than likely that she's gonna be way over thinking that gun in her drunk mind that's clamoring for nice and soothing ways to say 'thanks, but no thanks'. and there's definitely no part of her thinking about the rejection hotline because as funny as that is, this is quite possibly the worst moment to use cruel humor that ever existed.
so maybe it wasn't that bad, it was most definitely insanely uncomfortable for sure, but my mind tends to over think things and run on as bad as my sentences.
number two] the females in this town need a wake up call or a slap in the face or something. other than a select few, it seems every single woman here is either a slut, bitch, or nutcase.
-stop being nasty! and stop acting surprised when you piss someone off or get knocked up or get an std or end up so loose guys get lost and can't find their way home. and the rest of us don't want to hear about your slutcapades!! a very wise and dear friend of mine once said "[big]it's so hard to be a whore in this town."[/big] which is true, because someone will know someone and your business is gonna be known, whether people want to hear it or not. hard or not though, loads of charlotte gals accomplish it.
-stop being assholes! i don't care who you are, just because you have one does not mean you should act like a cunt all the time. no matter what you do, how much you make, who you're dating, or whatever, you're making us all look like bitches and it needs to stop.
-and stop being crazy!! don't ask college boys not to play beer pong and don't cry when he dumps you for it. and HOLY FLYING FUCK these head games and blatant lies need to stop. fake hospital visits to try to keep him around? FAKE PREGNANCIES? are you kidding me?? that'll bite you in the ass, and hard. ladies, you need to be trying to get some goddamn help instead of more goddamn attention because that's the last goddamn thing you need is someone encouraging it. these psychotics are creating this predatory image for all women and it makes it really hard for the non-psycho chicks.
number three] please. please please please please tip people. your waiters, bartenders, baristas, maids, and delivery guys. ANYONE THAT PROVIDES YOU WITH A SERVICE. these people are living off your generosity, so keep that in mind. also, remember that waiters have to tip out the bussers and bartenders have to tip out the bar backs and so on and so forth - so don't skimp. if you're too broke to tip, you're too broke to go out.
number four] never - EVER - ask a coffee girl to stick her finger in your coffee to sweeten it up for you. there's a very serious risk of vomiting from all the skeez and unoriginality.
number five] be kind, don't be creepy, and realize while it's a heated election and football fans can be diehard, we're all just trying to enjoy life and make the best of it. so please, don't start fights every time someone around you is rooting for a different team.
okay, i think i'm done. and i feel much better now, thanks.
number one] please, gentlemen, take it into mind that no girl - and i mean NO GIRL - wants you to divulge your drunken adorations for her right after showing her your gun. much less when she's already made it clear to you she's not interested on numerous occasions. no matter how much she might believe this guy to be sane and/or stable, it's more than likely that she's gonna be way over thinking that gun in her drunk mind that's clamoring for nice and soothing ways to say 'thanks, but no thanks'. and there's definitely no part of her thinking about the rejection hotline because as funny as that is, this is quite possibly the worst moment to use cruel humor that ever existed.
so maybe it wasn't that bad, it was most definitely insanely uncomfortable for sure, but my mind tends to over think things and run on as bad as my sentences.
number two] the females in this town need a wake up call or a slap in the face or something. other than a select few, it seems every single woman here is either a slut, bitch, or nutcase.
-stop being nasty! and stop acting surprised when you piss someone off or get knocked up or get an std or end up so loose guys get lost and can't find their way home. and the rest of us don't want to hear about your slutcapades!! a very wise and dear friend of mine once said "[big]it's so hard to be a whore in this town."[/big] which is true, because someone will know someone and your business is gonna be known, whether people want to hear it or not. hard or not though, loads of charlotte gals accomplish it.
-stop being assholes! i don't care who you are, just because you have one does not mean you should act like a cunt all the time. no matter what you do, how much you make, who you're dating, or whatever, you're making us all look like bitches and it needs to stop.
-and stop being crazy!! don't ask college boys not to play beer pong and don't cry when he dumps you for it. and HOLY FLYING FUCK these head games and blatant lies need to stop. fake hospital visits to try to keep him around? FAKE PREGNANCIES? are you kidding me?? that'll bite you in the ass, and hard. ladies, you need to be trying to get some goddamn help instead of more goddamn attention because that's the last goddamn thing you need is someone encouraging it. these psychotics are creating this predatory image for all women and it makes it really hard for the non-psycho chicks.
number three] please. please please please please tip people. your waiters, bartenders, baristas, maids, and delivery guys. ANYONE THAT PROVIDES YOU WITH A SERVICE. these people are living off your generosity, so keep that in mind. also, remember that waiters have to tip out the bussers and bartenders have to tip out the bar backs and so on and so forth - so don't skimp. if you're too broke to tip, you're too broke to go out.
number four] never - EVER - ask a coffee girl to stick her finger in your coffee to sweeten it up for you. there's a very serious risk of vomiting from all the skeez and unoriginality.
number five] be kind, don't be creepy, and realize while it's a heated election and football fans can be diehard, we're all just trying to enjoy life and make the best of it. so please, don't start fights every time someone around you is rooting for a different team.
okay, i think i'm done. and i feel much better now, thanks.
and I always tip well