The next person who refers to me as a "nice guy" will receive a "nice" sucker punch in the throat.
I seriously wonder what it would be like to be a complete asshole for just a week. You know, the kind that women seem to fawn over and then complain to their "nice guy" friends when the guy turns out the be a - drumroll please - complete asshole.
Then they complain that they can never find a "nice guy" when there's usually one staring them right in the face with a big sign that says "Non-Cheating Nice Guy that will walk to the ends of the earth for you". So they go and find another asshole.
Someone help me out with this, because it just boggles my mind.
I'm going to bed.
I seriously wonder what it would be like to be a complete asshole for just a week. You know, the kind that women seem to fawn over and then complain to their "nice guy" friends when the guy turns out the be a - drumroll please - complete asshole.
Then they complain that they can never find a "nice guy" when there's usually one staring them right in the face with a big sign that says "Non-Cheating Nice Guy that will walk to the ends of the earth for you". So they go and find another asshole.
Someone help me out with this, because it just boggles my mind.
I'm going to bed.
As for nice guys, WRONG... I have one that lives too damn far away. Sigh again. AND the ones I like (the nice ones) are freaked out by my passion; they head for the hills. If I find out a guy is an ass I dump him pronto. Here's the kicker, if a girl gives you the 'nice guy' bit, then they're not sexually attracted to you. If you really want them, just ignore the gal a bit and don't give into her every whim. Sadly, it will work every time. It's not about being an asshole; it's just that some women don't want a puppet. They want someone to grow with, not push around. I may be assuming quite a bit, but I've given that excuse before. I have found when I'm honest and say to them "get a backbone" they get pissed and run or they snivel practically begging me to be bitchier.
Wow, you probably didn't want to read all that, but c'est la vie. I'm slightly drunk and will speak without a lead tongue.
Jedi mind trick: "If a girl gives you the nice guy speech, she is not the girl you are looking for." *I wish I had that capability, I'm sure I could have spared many a hurt ego.
[Edited on Nov 08, 2004 1:37AM]