Curse, curse and thrice curse this god forsaken island, Hottest bloody summer since 1989. Why? Damn my parents for moving to Londinium, Caer bleeding Lundein, and subjecting me to this bloody heat. What the hell were they thinking? Oh yes lets move down to Lloegyr. Lost lands? Forsaken bloody lands, A pox on heat and fair weather. I need mist, clouds and peat flames. Kernow,...
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"I've been a wild rover for many's the year and I've spent all my money on whiskey and beer"
Weeble weeble, sclup. I'm happy. I'm bollocksed. And a wee bit merry too. And while I'm at it I may well be pippin. Oh it would be easier to type if the moniter stopped blurring and moving.
Thought for the evening: Who was the first person...
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Weeble weeble, sclup. I'm happy. I'm bollocksed. And a wee bit merry too. And while I'm at it I may well be pippin. Oh it would be easier to type if the moniter stopped blurring and moving.
Thought for the evening: Who was the first person...
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The chiller units packed up at work today. Bugger. All the heat generated by 14 wire and spark erosion machines just built up, like its not hot enough on the workshop already. Opening up all the shutters and doors did not help much and the air conditioning could not handle the ensuing sauna effect. I think I lost about 10 pounds sweating. I could fall...
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atomic_tiki:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
atomic_tiki:
Salad Tossing=Rim Job= Ass Eating. HAHAHA!!!
Friday at last, eight hours of complete bollocks at work left to go and I'm freeeee, freeee I tell ya, I'm innocent let me out. A week and a half left til I bugger off on holiday, two weeks of fortifications, byzantine mosaics and alcohol, yay. Buggrit milenium hand and shrimp. And tonight matthew I'm going to be...A ballet dancing pengiun wearing pink combat boots,...
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Have discovered a brilliant way to annoy my friends and possibly get myself a boot in the jimmies in the process. When a friend next gives you a lift somewhere as they turn a corner lean in that direction and shout "Wheeeeeeeee!!!" very loudly. Even the most patient person won't be able to take it for very long and be reduced to screaming 'shut up...
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Too much bloody work and little play make me a pissed off weapon collecting bastard. Only highlight in an entire fucking week is having two of my oldest friends over on saturday with a litre bottle of whiskey and some beer. At least my work situation has now calmed down and I can have some bleeding time to myself. My head hurt and I'm knackered....
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fernmonkey:
Aye, you can take the boy out of Scotland but you canna take Scotland out of the boy.
One day I plan on being able to migrate northwards for the summer, tis a dream I have.
Camden is my Mecca, every now and then I point myself southwards and dribble and drool a bit.
So with all the history and wappins is you and re-enactor bunny and if so did you head to Tewkesbury at the weekend, was planning on it but everyone's car died. Tralalalala
One day I plan on being able to migrate northwards for the summer, tis a dream I have.
Camden is my Mecca, every now and then I point myself southwards and dribble and drool a bit.
So with all the history and wappins is you and re-enactor bunny and if so did you head to Tewkesbury at the weekend, was planning on it but everyone's car died. Tralalalala
Been out on the piss with a load of old mates in Watford. Had the misfortune to see one of the crappest bands ever in the pub. What a steaming pile of wank. Still. a good night was had by all, even if it was because we took the piss out of the poor buggers doing oasis covers. Moosh all healed, I no longer have...
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fernmonkey:
Wotcha guv. Am indeed of Glasgow stock, haven't had the sense to leave Scotland, and while there's them purdy goff girls floating about the place I see no need to leave.
Tip for the day: Never ever shave with a blunt razor at 6am whilst still half asleep. I've managed to slice my face from top lip to base of nose, the sink looked like a shit load of pihrana got loose at a primary school swimming lesson and my moosh looked like a car accident or possibly that I'd gone down on Cavelle when she's...
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fernmonkey:
Ouch *wince* ooyah *shudder*
I've taken bits off of my ears before and those bits at the sides of my mouth that I just can never get properly.
This is the price of manliness, its either shave or endure the velcro effect with my hair.
I've taken bits off of my ears before and those bits at the sides of my mouth that I just can never get properly.
This is the price of manliness, its either shave or endure the velcro effect with my hair.
Bunked off work yesterday claiming illness and spent a day dossing in the beer garden of the Railway Tavern enjoying the sun. Back at work today and have caught a bloody cold and feel manky, bugger. Poetic bleeding justice.
Sunny, warm weather? What the smeg is going on? I'm confused. And I'm at work while it's nice outside, sods law it'll piss down at the weekend when I can actually do something. I feel a sickday coming up...
Went down to Laahdon to see the Cure and stayed on for a week, yes the week of HELL!
Thank fuck for factor 60!
My sodding timing is pish!
That said we just about survived and are now safely returned to the mirk and glorious gloom that is my beloved homeland, oh sweet clouds and fine drizzle how I luv ya!!!!
Enjoy Rhodes ya nutter.