maelwys

Have discovered a brilliant way to annoy my friends and possibly get myself a boot in the jimmies in the process. When a friend next gives you a lift somewhere as they turn a corner lean in that direction and shout "Wheeeeeeeee!!!" very loudly. Even the most patient person won't be able to take it for very long and be reduced to screaming 'shut up you bastard'

Went to my friend Dave's house warming party on saturday night, his girlfriend relegated us ruffians to the garden assuming that his friends and her friends wouldn't mix, hah, we had fun anyway. I got dave pissed out of his nut; silly sod kept asking me to pour the whiskey for him. If you ask me for a glass of whiskey you get a full glass none of this finger width and a bit of ice bollocks. The poor boy was all over the place and prooved incapable of sitting on a garden chair without going arse over head. Red card ref. Roya seemed quite shocked, she'd never seen him that drunk before, obviously he hasnt shown her the Tenerife photo's from 2000