Tuesday Jun 25, 2002

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Tip for the day: Never ever shave with a blunt razor at 6am whilst still half asleep. I've managed to slice my face from top lip to base of nose, the sink looked like a shit load of pihrana got loose at a primary school swimming lesson and my moosh looked like a car accident or possibly that I'd gone down on Cavelle when she's got the decorators in. Took half an hour to stop the goddam bleeding and the bastard's still stinging. Received lots of dodgy looks on the bus enroute to work, probably looks like I've been through a shredder. Sulk......
fernmonkey:
Ouch *wince* ooyah *shudder*

I've taken bits off of my ears before and those bits at the sides of my mouth that I just can never get properly.

This is the price of manliness, its either shave or endure the velcro effect with my hair.

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