Hmm, never done one of these thingies before. What to write?
Uh, I'm at work dossing as usual. 41/2 hours to go till I can get to the pub, need beer.
Bah! Thats not interesting enough... I know: lie.
11.47am: Workplace invaded by nasty trans-dimensional, multi-tentacled space chicken. Said beastie attempted to force feed engineers into CNC milling machine and steal all our titanium. Critter destroyed by cunning thrust of rusty fruit knife and is cooking in the heat treatment oven. Tasted like bacon.
3.18pm: Greeble Worms installed as advanced warning and protection system. Obtained from the so-called fresh vegetable section at local Waitrose. Must remember to pay stealff_goff a consultation bonus for this excellent suggestion.
Uh, I'm at work dossing as usual. 41/2 hours to go till I can get to the pub, need beer.
Bah! Thats not interesting enough... I know: lie.
11.47am: Workplace invaded by nasty trans-dimensional, multi-tentacled space chicken. Said beastie attempted to force feed engineers into CNC milling machine and steal all our titanium. Critter destroyed by cunning thrust of rusty fruit knife and is cooking in the heat treatment oven. Tasted like bacon.
3.18pm: Greeble Worms installed as advanced warning and protection system. Obtained from the so-called fresh vegetable section at local Waitrose. Must remember to pay stealff_goff a consultation bonus for this excellent suggestion.
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The 'woopsy, heh and tralalala' is largely pish (or is it some dark folk memory surfacing) but I may attempt to instigate some woopsying at Tewkesbury along with some modified Pixie dancing
They sprout like mushrooms... ickle mushrooms in bad eye-liner, highly amusing.