Thursday Sep 26, 2002

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What a novel feeling. I'm calm and relaxed, without the aid of alcohol I might add.
Must be something wrong with me or failing that my girlfriend slipped some sedative into my tea.

Wednesday Sep 25, 2002

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BASTARD TUBE STRIKES!! Five and three quarter sodding hours of tit wanking transit time in one shitty day. Christ, I got up at 6am and got home at 9pm, next week for the sequel strike I'm bunking and lounging in the pub. Londinium subterranuum sugerant asellus nux. Apart from that all is well and yay there was much rejoicing.
fernmonkey:
Apologies but I must admit a coy smirking upon seeing the suited hordes striding blank-faced down the street like a load of pod-people automota on the news.

Tuesday Sep 24, 2002

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Well, hangover has gone finally (first one in months. must stick with whiskey and lay off the beer) but I'm still knackered. Ho hum.
Only got a couple of hours sleep last night. The phone rang at 3.37am; it was some of my girlsfriends mates who had managed to lose her whilst clubbing somewhere near Tottenham Court Road, Cavelle had left her mobile at the...
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fernmonkey:
A fiendish plan involving a cat & a time delayed catflap would probably work much the same.

That way you'd awaken by having pussy rubbed in your face each morning...

(cheap shot)

Friday Sep 20, 2002

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Wheeeee! Weekend again, time for booze,ciggies and womble hunting. Got me a crate of carlsberg for tonight whilst watching vids with the missus and tomorrow I'm off to a party at a mates house. I plan to spend Sunday sleeping and recovering from a possible hangover.Happy happy joy joy

Wednesday Sep 18, 2002

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Taking a break at work at the mo, usually its the other way around and I do a bit of work inbetween dossing. For the first time in about 3 months its gotten busy and now I'm overloaded. I must be out of practice. So, my days going to be filled with poxy jobcards, invoices, drawings, incomplete .dxf files and a whole load of other...
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learoy:
holly shit, i am so dumb!
just checking yr profile and its not till i saw what you put in yr AIM section that i realised what its true meaning is! i thought it was ... y'know.. yr aim in life,not yr aim name!
i'm british, thats my excuse, we don't really use aim.
no wonder i aint got a job.
learoy
learoy:
oh yeah, it was a cue for a dirty joke, but steel erectings my occupation

Sunday Sep 15, 2002

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Back to being the Angel of the Abyss after a short stint as a Cymru warrior.

Spent all weekend dossing, drinking beer and watching Red Dwarf. Great fun.
magxc:
it's a well-documented fact that 90% of the average human bean's brain capacity is taken up with penguins
partiallyblind:
it's beagles that take up my 90%. it's their ears. get me every time


there's some action on the SG UK Curry Night if you're still up for attending...

http://suicidegirls.com/boards/Hook-Up/3446/

biggrin

Thursday Sep 12, 2002

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Bollocks. Great big floppy balls. Smeggity Smeg.

Went on a big credit card spending spree, not realising I missed a payment whilst on holiday, and went over my limit. Sods law that the only payment not to go through was my subscription to SG. A whole bloody week without it, withdrawal sets in and finally my payment clears and I can rejoin. Yay. Damn I...
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fernmonkey:
Sweet baby Jebus!

For the love Geoff the Cat, not you too?

I may have to begin waging a spiritual war against all banking establishments.

On the plus side, as tensile pointed out, this all does make us look rathr popular. Many friends with minimum effort. lalala

Have begun new job in the post scumbag student have of the early autum and the joy of it is not only being able to put my brain on hold all day but also the sweet fact that for the last two weeks I've done nothing and gotten paid for it while we wait for my pooter stuff to arrive. Hurrah!

olivia:
you can get your alias back....

click on "help" and send your details...

Thursday Aug 29, 2002

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I'm knackered after the usual long boring week of work and am looking forwards to the weekend. Felt irritable and moody when I got back home so I watched Shrek to cheer myself up. Only one more day of toil to go and then I can do a Homer and carry on braincell death by beer. I've got a friends stag night on Saturday which...
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maelwys:
Deja vu? Ive been here before, oh yes its me thats why. Hello me

Tuesday Aug 27, 2002

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The forces of the Hojo have been overwhelmed in the province of Kozuke, hundreds of Yari Samurai and Yari Ashigaru lie slaughtered by the victorious Uesugi. The provinces of Shimotsuke and Hitachi lie open for conquest while the whipped cur Daimyo of the Hojo cowers in Musashi with the remnents of his forces. A swift strike will crush the Hojo and then I can execute...
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Friday Aug 23, 2002

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Just finished my first week of work after my holidays. Not nice. A long busy week and I'm knackered. But now its the weekend and a bank holiday to boot. I can sit in the Firkin drinking beer and piss myself laughing at all of the buggers caught in traffic jams for hours as they franticly try to escape London for the holiday weekend. What...
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fernmonkey:
Spot the 'fake' intestines?

What kind of films do you get where you have to spot the fake bits of gore? I would have thought they'd all be fake by definition, unless of course you're watching a very special type of film....

*well aware that probly makes no sense to anyone other than me but still gonna hit 'submit' - the perils of posting before coffee intake*

Saturday Aug 17, 2002

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Oh well, back in England, after a 12 hour flight delay how bloody annoying that was. Holiday was good and I even picked up a tan despite attempting to hide and skulk in the shade. At least out of the 13 of us I was one of two who didnt burn.

After 2 and a half weeks of Amstel I'm back on Carlsberg and Stella,...
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