Not been upto much the last few days, mostly playing Worms 3D and watching Family Guy dvds. Off to my parents in a hour or two until Saturday.
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Todays journal is bought to you by the letter P.
Which starts such wonderful words as:
Piss off
Ponce
Prat
Pillock
Plonker
Penis
Prick
Plums
Poo
Pranny
Next we'll throw bricks at the Square Window and set fire to that bastard teddy bear.
(c) 2003 Yobbo Productions for Childrens BBC
edited to add some as suggested by the lovely people who posted below.
Which starts such wonderful words as:
Piss off
Ponce
Prat
Pillock
Plonker
Penis
Prick
Plums
Poo
Pranny
Next we'll throw bricks at the Square Window and set fire to that bastard teddy bear.
(c) 2003 Yobbo Productions for Childrens BBC
edited to add some as suggested by the lovely people who posted below.
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inara:
Aw, thanks for the Birthday wishes, darlin'. I think i may just be laying low tonight. Gotta get up and go to work in the morning. BLECK!
preppylegend:
ha ha that will do , 
Gaudeamus igitur, iuvenes dum sumus.
Post iucundam iuventutem,
Post molestam senectutem,
Nos habebit humus, nos habebit humus.
And following on from earlier todays
Bluebottle Blues here is the Ying Tong Song before whose greatness I bow down and prostrate myself. Which is better than castrating myself, since that would hurt a tad.
Post iucundam iuventutem,
Post molestam senectutem,
Nos habebit humus, nos habebit humus.
And following on from earlier todays
Bluebottle Blues here is the Ying Tong Song before whose greatness I bow down and prostrate myself. Which is better than castrating myself, since that would hurt a tad.
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kinto:
Head says yes, liver says no. I'm going with liver for tonight. I'll see you next Friday I guess? Although the Halloween plans are not too clear right now 
K
K
nickysonic:
Is that the lyrics to the new Candlemass single?
Cornflakes. Cornflakes. Cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes... cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes, cornflakes.
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badjon:
Cornflakes, start out lovely and crunchy, ends up a tragic mess 
asha:
only if there's sugar on them. i prefer Frosties or Rice Crispies 
Had a few drinks in the Bridge Tavern last night with a couple of mates. A nice end to a crap day at work. I've just had a bacon roll and a tea and so feel quite content. Time to doss a bit, let the work build up and spend more time wasting my money on ebay 
Bet y March, bet y Guythur,
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smatt:
Bacon roll & tea - one of the few things I miss being a veggie
adam73:
hey there, are you going to that metal all dayer on thursday. whats this talk about a shaved head?
Humanity has faced many scourges throughout the centuries.
Plagues and epidemics have taken a heavy toll of lives over the years, the Black Death alone wiped out near half the population of Europe in the 14th Century.
Earthquakes have levelled cities and their inhabitants: In 115 AD and 526 AD in Antioch earthquakes devastated the ancient city and killed around 250,000 people each time. A...
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Plagues and epidemics have taken a heavy toll of lives over the years, the Black Death alone wiped out near half the population of Europe in the 14th Century.
Earthquakes have levelled cities and their inhabitants: In 115 AD and 526 AD in Antioch earthquakes devastated the ancient city and killed around 250,000 people each time. A...
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drunkpunk:
Whats up dude?
Have you broken that bloody computer again?
Have you broken that bloody computer again?
grooverider:
i'm in the math club.
i'm in the latin club too...
i'm in the latin club too...
Been lazing this weekend. Have done very little other than walk around the old back streets of Harrow in the sunshine, snaffle the odd pint of beer in various local pubs and drink in the comfort of my own flat. Caught a bit of sun, meaning I'm no longer pale milky white with hints of blue but more pinkish. Plus my coppery hair has turned...
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vastad:
you'll have to explain the Weston-Supermare thing cos it was lost on me. Is it like a strip-mall or something?
vampsinthe78:
Mmm.. The scrotes... Well, my dad was pootling along on his mountain bike through the woods behind our house. Its a really steep hill, so dad has full brakes, slidey technique.. A load of scrotes/chavers/etc stepped out and started giving him loads of verbal. One of them tried to knock him off his bike with a big stick... I knew they'd still be there, so I went to try and 'accidentally' run them over... i don't normally orchestrate vendettas, but no little slimeball gets my dads bike!!! heheh...
i don't normally orchestrate vendettas, but no little slimeball gets my dads bike!!! heheh...The sun is well over the yard arm, infact tis off amongst the star's mugging Orion (Who despite being an archer is actually a bit of a jessie)
Still hot. Still bloody hot. Been sodding hot all day. Nay a hint of a cool breeze. Shite. Melting. I'm sweating by the bucket load and flogging it as saline to the local Superdrug. As my childhood...
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Still hot. Still bloody hot. Been sodding hot all day. Nay a hint of a cool breeze. Shite. Melting. I'm sweating by the bucket load and flogging it as saline to the local Superdrug. As my childhood...
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kinto:
Mr Englishman fears the sun
Where I'm going tomorrow it's 36 degrees C already... YAY!
Take care my dear, and get ready for crazy european bar crawls anecdotes in the near future...!
K
Where I'm going tomorrow it's 36 degrees C already... YAY!
Take care my dear, and get ready for crazy european bar crawls anecdotes in the near future...!
K
magxc:
meh, no fair on the sunshine. you southerners bogart all the good weather. crack open a -cold one and affect a hankercheif with knots-tied -in. perfick
Hey ho, been a few days since the last entry. The reason being I have been absolutely shitfaced since Friday night for the SG meet up.
Friday was a good time, although slightly disorientating to the pisshead that is me since so many people were there. Of course there were the fellow SG'ers, more sober than I no doubt, from the initial meet up in...
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Friday was a good time, although slightly disorientating to the pisshead that is me since so many people were there. Of course there were the fellow SG'ers, more sober than I no doubt, from the initial meet up in...
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drunkpunk:
Im gutted that i missed out on getting absolutely shitfaced ratarsed with you on Friday night. Nevermind, our time will come
kinto:
Agreed, it's totally fun going on with the drinking during the week...! But I bet it's getting harder to pretend you understand what people want when you're at work, isn't it ?
K
K
Possibly due to my working on a Tomb Kings army, I was in the mood for swords and sorcery films. There's hardly any good ones unfortunately and so many are too cheesy. Not that I mind cheesy films, indeed even the Deathstalker series provide entertainment after a binge in the pub. I think you'd have to be drunk to watch those ones.
I watched Dragonheart...
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I am fucking bombing, man and I feel goooood!
Status: Higher than a kite
and I feel goooood!
Status: Higher than a kite
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demigauge:
oh dear...calm down little one..it will all be alright
djdarlek:
where are you dude? that must have been one hellava spliff. 
Back at work after a 5 day break. Bunch of arse. I can not be bothered to do much today so I'm delegating, give the others a chance to gain valuable experience in a wide range of tasks. I'm generous like that
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throatneedle:
Yeah mate, I applied for it
Lets see how it goes
Lets see how it goes
noirin:
you got a shield for christmas, i am insanely jealous only i want a sword. my friend says he will buy me one when i am capable of doing 100 consecutive chinups [currently i can do none] his theory being that until i can do that i will be incapable of even lifting a sword. damn the man. but after watching the two towers it is suddenly imperative that i develop reasonable battle skills...
yeah, what geronimo said - Ship, 10th, about 5ish!