maeby

Uh...so my hair doesnt look anything likethe picture i showed the girl. Not a thing. Not even close. I look like...a reporter or something. its pretty bad. i'm gonna try to fix it in the morning. maybe it just needs my special touch. *sigh* $60 for nothing special.
no pictures. not until i fix it...

It pisses me off that most insurance companies will cover the cost of Viagra but not birth control pills. Congress has been sitting on a bill that would change this for 9 years. assholes.

Women have to PAY out of their pocket so they dont get pregnant while men who shouldnt have raging hardons have them any time they want WITHOUT having to pay.

Happy Endings was a good movie. I liked it.
next on netflix list:
Everything is illuminated

When i was in the sixth grade i was obsessed with elijah wood i would get Bop magazines shipped to the other side of the world so i could cut out the pictures of E.W. and put them on my wall. Yes i was a loser. i still am,

I love being a woman. I love every part of it. Even the menstruation and everything. And the only part of my body I absolutely love (physically) is....my vagina. I think it's perfect. Thank you. *curtsies*

yay tomorrow i get some new clean crystal clear contacts and a haircut! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

I love those Splenda commercials, they're so lovely.
so what if they're 100% carcinogens

*sigh*

for once in my life i actually feel like SHOPPING

and the girl i wanna get my hair cut with only works on mondays during the day. the ONE day i cant go in.

AND ALL MY DOVE CHOCOLATE EGGS ARE GONE! sadness.

i need to go to the eye doctor, my contact tore and i have no more (so im going to eat this door then lay on the floor its you i adore , i dont think you're a bore) uhokay
does anyone know of a really cheap ass optometrist office? i just need the eye test im gonna buy teh contacts online or something...
anyone?

moving suuuuuuuuuuucks
it makes me want to pull my eyes out and fart

i'm a lazy asshole

.............as opposed to a very active one