maeby

I hate when you're wearing pajama pants without underwear and you bend over to get something from the floor and it gets stuck and bunched up in your butt. the pajama pants i mean. and then if someones in the room with you its like you know they're staring at the enormous wedgie dog that is your pajama pant ass. ya know? i hate that....

yeah yeah and you know they're thinking "oh my god that is the biggest wedgie ever. oh my god. is she gonna take that out? should i look away so she can do it? but i wanna see. i wonder if she'll do it in front of me. gross. i mean its really up there...."

so you kinda try and shimmy around to set it free. but it wont. so you carefully take your thumb and middle finger and get on your tippy toes, and twist your body to the side to get a view and.....pinch it out. you guys too? yeah. i hate that....