maeby

Happy Endings was a good movie. I liked it.
next on netflix list:
Everything is illuminated

When i was in the sixth grade i was obsessed with elijah wood i would get Bop magazines shipped to the other side of the world so i could cut out the pictures of E.W. and put them on my wall. Yes i was a loser. i still am,

I love being a woman. I love every part of it. Even the menstruation and everything. And the only part of my body I absolutely love (physically) is....my vagina. I think it's perfect. Thank you. *curtsies*

yay tomorrow i get some new clean crystal clear contacts and a haircut! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

I love those Splenda commercials, they're so lovely.
so what if they're 100% carcinogens

*sigh*

for once in my life i actually feel like SHOPPING

and the girl i wanna get my hair cut with only works on mondays during the day. the ONE day i cant go in.

AND ALL MY DOVE CHOCOLATE EGGS ARE GONE! sadness.

i need to go to the eye doctor, my contact tore and i have no more (so im going to eat this door then lay on the floor its you i adore , i dont think you're a bore) uhokay
does anyone know of a really cheap ass optometrist office? i just need the eye test im gonna buy teh contacts online or something...
anyone?

moving suuuuuuuuuuucks
it makes me want to pull my eyes out and fart

i'm a lazy asshole

.............as opposed to a very active one

just went to whole foods
just made the yummiest vegan wrap
it's 6:00 p.m. time to sleep
oh the joys of being unemployed

the POINT was to bring attention to the ugandan children, NOT to have a fucking frat sleep over.
the only good thing was that i finally felt what it might be like to be one of those kids.
i felt like i might get raped and mugged any second by the 8 frat boys who decided to camp out all around me. (i also felt...
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on my way downtown to fight for whats right! only switch fight with love then the sentence doesnt make any sense and your still reading this so...dont. and go downtown! bring your sleeping bag!

i want waffles. with butter and syrup.
right.........now