maeby

i wear Green Tea by Elizabeth Arden. Its very faint but lovely.
it drives me crazy when women wear tons of it in public. its gross. they need to stop. (i've got a friends list full of serial killers. do something!)

Do you wear anything?
how bout on special occasions?

i took this quiz and another one to see which serial killer i was.
on this one i was Ted Bundy
on the other one i was
the marquis de sade (the personality i guess)


ive personally had a fixation with Ed Gein since birth.


i looked up all the other possible ones and i was shocked tthat i knew all of them. Down to...
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I always go for the nice guy.

i hate assholes.

gawd. i have the WORST car in the world. its a beige cavalier. the cheapest car you can buy. it never works. and hardly takes mr from point a to b. and now. NOW...the license plate in the front is falling off. its hanging on by one tiny screw, meaning the otehr side is just SWINGING off so when i drive it swings back and...
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my guiltiest pleasure....
harold and kumar go to white castle

your turn

yeah so i got totally trashed last night. alone. it was fun. luckily i had a couple of pals online IMing me through the experience. One entire conversation was about booze and tacos (that im still craviing) and the other was about the sex.
just your standard drunk talk.

i woke up at around two and i've been awake ever since. no hangover, no regrets!...
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son of a BITCH.
i'm trying to get drunk.
i never drink.
but today feels like a get drunk and go to sleep kinda day.
i was gonna mix my bacardi with some o.j. but looked at the nutrition facts and noticed it had about as many calories as half of my leftover vegan cookie.
I opted for the cookie
and im drinking the bacardi...
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im an old perverted woman

i always wake up at 5. and im always tired. thats needs to end

oh good lord. i just got the best nondairy ice cream EVER. (i went to whole foods after my HORRIBLE haircut at avant...i think people were pointing and laughing...in disgust) It's called Celestial Seasons Chocolate Caramel Chai. oh its yummy.

Uh...so my hair doesnt look anything likethe picture i showed the girl. Not a thing. Not even close. I look like...a reporter or something. its pretty bad. i'm gonna try to fix it in the morning. maybe it just needs my special touch. *sigh* $60 for nothing special.
no pictures. not until i fix it...

It pisses me off that most insurance companies will cover the cost of Viagra but not birth control pills. Congress has been sitting on a bill that would change this for 9 years. assholes.

Women have to PAY out of their pocket so they dont get pregnant while men who shouldnt have raging hardons have them any time they want WITHOUT having to pay.