never mind i changed my mind!! there are TOO many telemarketers and not enough CUSTOMER SERVICE people on the goddamn phone!! 1-800 numbers are NOT supposed to be busy!!!!VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
never mind i changed my mind!! there are TOO many telemarketers and not enough CUSTOMER SERVICE people on the goddamn phone!! 1-800 numbers are NOT supposed to be busy!!!!Mira Sorvino has the most PERFECT legs in the world. I've been obsessed with them for YEARS. 
chitownguy32:
hmmmmm....so you get your kicks below the waistline, huh.... 
I dont think i've had PMS this bad EVER.
You are sooooooooooooo lucky im not anywhere near you
You are sooooooooooooo lucky im not anywhere near you
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maeby:
hah dont wonchoo stickin me with things boy!
chitownguy32:
sometimes getting stuck doesn't hurt at all! 
pf chang's, good.
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maeby:
oh those old things? *sigh* i guess they're okay....
*giggle*
oh those old things? *sigh* i guess they're okay....
*giggle*
circushorrificus:
addendum:
pf chang's is also good
but not as good as maeby's new pics.
pf chang's is also good
but not as good as maeby's new pics.
im nice to telemarketers 
chitownguy32:
good lord, why? then again....when I am bored, I sometimes like to just chat....
maeby:
exactly.
im bored a lot
im bored a lot
im bored someone play with me
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circushorrificus:
*leans out the window to shoot at the cops behind us*
dammit woman, this is no time for frosty fruit diet soda!
dammit woman, this is no time for frosty fruit diet soda!
maeby:
*bends over (yeah you like that?) and grabs soda can, tosses it out window*
alright baby let's hightail it on outta here!!
oh no! there's an army of methhead cows up ahead. AN AMBUSH!! nooooooooooooooo.......................
tune in next time for the exciting conclusion to bank robbers and getaway cars!
i have to take a shower now
alright baby let's hightail it on outta here!!
oh no! there's an army of methhead cows up ahead. AN AMBUSH!! nooooooooooooooo.......................
tune in next time for the exciting conclusion to bank robbers and getaway cars!
i have to take a shower now
i think theres a gremlin in my stomach
chitownguy32:
Does he look like this?
maeby:
close, but i think he has fins
Alternative Baking Company has the best vegan pumpkin spice cookie EVER.
Im super poor and thinking of selling outlines of my hand online. i know where the big bucks are.
the show monk is slowly becoming one of my favorites.
i hate wednesdays
i want a chikfila lemonade because theyre super yummy. sometimes i like the sweet tea and lemonade mixed together (half and half)...
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Im super poor and thinking of selling outlines of my hand online. i know where the big bucks are.
the show monk is slowly becoming one of my favorites.
i hate wednesdays
i want a chikfila lemonade because theyre super yummy. sometimes i like the sweet tea and lemonade mixed together (half and half)...
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chitownguy32:
love the new pics...you're gorgeous
love the new pics...you're gorgeous
maeby:
oh you guys...
oh you guys...Who has a good chocolate shake in the north Austin area? and dont say sonic for christs sake
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mdog42:
I like the chocolate shake at Dirty's (but that's not North)
chitownguy32:
hey...I am the cheese!!
i want some damn lucky charms!
maeby:
THANKS!
THANKS!sO I SAW THE COOL NINJA HOMELESS GUY AGAIN THE OTHER DAY. hE HAD TWO NEW COOL SIGN. i know thats all in caps but i dont feel like typing it all over again. So anyway, yeah. the two new signs read
"yell at the homelss guy! 50cents" (and it said 50 cents all over the cardboard)
the other one
"why live in a $200,000...
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"yell at the homelss guy! 50cents" (and it said 50 cents all over the cardboard)
the other one
"why live in a $200,000...
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maeby:
well shit, sorry. trying to drive and read obviously doesnt work well for me. i'll look for a new profession.
then kill you.
then kill you.
mdog42:
she will, too. she's killed me twice this year already.
you're never too old for chocolate milk and a silly straw
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maeby:
thats enough out of you
i need a valium...