maeby

you can churn my butter, and that's good enough for me.

I hear the #5 is made from ecuadorian children, bought off a secret ungerground slave market.

shut up, nuh uh

1 in 4, eh?

I used to have a litmus test that involved Oprah. The test was if a chick watched Oprah then she was psycho. I've since been told that my test was poorly calibrated and it is Dr. Phil that is the true evil. So which is it?

I saw the other panda commercial ... with the guffawing cackle. It was special.

I'm still trying to picture the type of masturbation that is the opposite of self masturbation. Perhaps it involves automotons or just some angry heartless thrusting and grinding.

You be sure to smile, btw.

it is a masturbation that does no involve "red" babe.

yes its definately Dr. Phil. Oprah can be evil at times too though...
i usually just watch the ones where bad things happen, they're more interesting. im an american.

see?! isnt that commercial so much better?!
HAHAHAHA...

huevos

ok, im hungry now. what else ya got?

find something comfortable and just wiggle on it. that aught to shave off a few pounds.

wiggle on, what what WHAT?

i think i'll just eat spinach for a few days. yeah....i'll deep fry it and give it a side of mayo. that'll do it

hhmmm...never had one. where do you get such a taco?

the best I ever had was in San Diego...wanna meet there this weekend?

I'm from your grandma's closet. I thought you knew that.

i KNEW it!

the delivery man did it in the foyer with the maid. mystery solved.

my my mdog, you're quick.

i'm easy.

and i LOVE being called a damsel.

so....did you get the job??

i dunno. i doubt it.
she said they had more interviews that week and they would let me know next week.

*sob* i suck balls

its an esthetician position! I hope i get it!!!!!

*fingers crossed*

upstairs of course! Now that you mention it, i guess i DO take care more of downstairs than upstairs....i need to remedy this


that was the ONE time i was able to do that to my hair. I just cant pull that off in every day life. im not cool enough for halfnakedposingchick hair.

do you know where to get a good hair cut on a small tinytiny budget? (have we had this convo before?)

We have actually. I know where to get a good haircut on a soho budget.

Your picture request is on the way. I'm cringing at it now as I prep it for upload.

cause this is My United States of WHATEVER!