Step by Step re-runs? really? i mean come on...
just picked up and ate my birthday pf changs and watched ER in my jamies. all is good. even had myself a Dove truffle egg. I'm going to sleep now 
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circushorrificus:
i like it better when you're on top
malloreigh's new set is SO cute/hot. check it out! she's so perfect i love her!
mmmmmmmmmmm i love fresh mozzarella on sesame wheat crackers yummo
vonbaxter:
Sounds Delicious :-) Happy Birthday!
maeby:
thank ya thank ya 
i hate when girls say theyre like 90 pounds and then you see their picture and its like....uh NO no your not. liar. Like...how could you even PRETEND to be that small when you have a picture i could see? duh. why lie? you filthy filthy whore. *sigh* i love her...
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maeby:
I know! I thought they were gonna do the sex and stuff so she could really get back at logan, but noooo she has to be a goody-goody moral bitch for ONCE this season. ugh. truley sickening. *sigh* yeah.....
maeby:
I love the kittoos! Are they yours?
very nice picture, all clear and stuff
very nice picture, all clear and stuff
I like putting the word "The" in front of words. i think its funny. no one else gets it....
i just realized i have issues with my face. whats the deal with me always turning to the side? its like i see a camera pointed towards me and my face goes *SHOOM* to the side!
hhmm....time to experiment....
i just realized i have issues with my face. whats the deal with me always turning to the side? its like i see a camera pointed towards me and my face goes *SHOOM* to the side!
hhmm....time to experiment....
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mdog42:
And now I make with the sleep.
maeby:
but the sleep is good too
i enjoy the sleep
sleep enjoys me
i enjoy the sleep
sleep enjoys me
I touch myself more than any girl you will ever meet.
i have sex less than any girl you will ever meet.
i like the pink starburst the best.
i have sex less than any girl you will ever meet.
i like the pink starburst the best.
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maeby:
lol
and he's back!
and he's back!
chitownguy32:
i was cleaning out the attic
more people need to have attics these days
more people need to have attics these days
okaaaay. so i called the state board again and they got my money order.....but not my test scores. THEY WERE IN THE SAME LETTER, son of a fuck! So this still does not solve my problem, but now...they have my money.
I'm planning to call 4 times a day until this issue gets resolved. hah! see how they like that!
I'm planning to call 4 times a day until this issue gets resolved. hah! see how they like that!
chitownguy32:
hmmm....sounds like you need to have someone whacked...let me know what I can do. 
(I think I have been watching too much sopranos)
(I think I have been watching too much sopranos)
maeby:
yeah, but who hasnt?
If you work for an escort service, do you have to have the sex with people?
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circushorrificus:
if you need someone to be your pimp let me know, i've been dying for a good excuse to get a bright purple cadilac.
maeby:
sweet! i'll put your number on speed dial now...
just got my vaginer scraped for cancer cells. i so enjoy being a girl once a year for this reason alone.
Now with the luck i've been having lately what are the odds that the test comes out negative?
i hate paps
Now with the luck i've been having lately what are the odds that the test comes out negative?
i hate paps
mdog42:
Someday anthropologists* will look back at our "advanced" medical practices and in horrific amazement.
* "opolo" is embedded inside "anthroplogists", and that amuses me.
* "opolo" is embedded inside "anthroplogists", and that amuses me.
maeby:
silly
MOTHERFUCKER
i called tdlr to see how much longer it would take for me to get my fucking license. i sent them all my shit two fucking weeks ago. their main office is here in austin. the fucking lady said i still needed to take my written exam, i said no i dont i took it at the lasergrade she said THEY NEVER FUCKING SENT...
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i called tdlr to see how much longer it would take for me to get my fucking license. i sent them all my shit two fucking weeks ago. their main office is here in austin. the fucking lady said i still needed to take my written exam, i said no i dont i took it at the lasergrade she said THEY NEVER FUCKING SENT...
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circushorrificus:
i told you i'm strapped. you want the 9mm or the .357 ?
maeby:
yes please
fuck yeah. this week CANNOT get better let me tell you.
he got fired from his job. and i dont have one. soooo.....awesome. like...what could be better right?
im gonna pull a japanese school girl and jump in front of a moving monorail. sweet.
i think we have to move to albuquerque now.
i know i know, i can find another roommate, but...i cant. cuz...
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he got fired from his job. and i dont have one. soooo.....awesome. like...what could be better right?
im gonna pull a japanese school girl and jump in front of a moving monorail. sweet.
i think we have to move to albuquerque now.
i know i know, i can find another roommate, but...i cant. cuz...
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circushorrificus:
i got a gun you can borrow
but i want it back
but i want it back
maeby:
*sigh* i'll keep looking then.....