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Wednesday Jun 08, 2005

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Hey Funnyman. I have had a chitty day. Tell me a joke.
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jonnytrrrash7:
i'm terrible at jokes........
Jun 8, 2005
madscience:
This old guy was put in a nursing home. He was sitting in a chair, leaning way over to the right. A nurse walked by and straightened him up. When she walked by later, he was leaning way over to the left, so she straightened him up again. The old guy's son came to visit and asked him how he liked the nursing home. He said "They sure are strict here. They won't even let you fart!"
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Jun 9, 2005

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