madlucas

so my mom sent me an email saying that 'josh' changed his mind and can't come up with the cash for my bike .. looks like I still have me a red cycle in maine.

so now I have to call 'mike' back and tell him that I will actually NOT have the $1500 for him by the end of the week.

if he doesn't push the duc back to the curb I'll be amazed. the good news would be that all the cash I've saved could be used to go back to maine and get my bike .. and while I'm there I can find josh and squish his nuts for making me look bad in front of mike, again.

I think I'm going to run down to burger king and get a chicken sandwich (add cheese and extra mayo, please).. the lady who does the drive-through seems to remeber me from the last two times I was there, and it might be nice to see a friendly face and have someone ask me how I'm doing.

I'm lucky this place doesn't have a tub or I would probably drown myself in it .. ever try to drown yourself in a shower stall? I'm betting the best I could manage would be to knock myself out and fill one of my ears with water.

fucking utah needs to get with the program and start a lotto .. you see with no lotto, there's no hope. and the last thing you need is to be stuck out in the middle of the desert with no hope. I guess they balance it with the fact that there are no big bridges to leap to your death from...