I want to write a story but I have nothing to intelligent to say
I want to be a booze hound, but I do not like the taste of alcohol
I want to be a smoker, but I am afraid of inhaling toxins
I want to be a sexual dynamo, but I have only been intimate with one other person
I want to tattoo my entire body, but I am worried of what my mother will think
I want to be a fashion model, but I hate my body
I want to be a movie star, but I have stage fright
I want to climb Mt Everest, but I have vertigo
I want to hunt big game, but I have never shot a gun
I want someone to love me, but I don’t even love myself
I want to be remembered, but I am very forgettable