madison

the strangest thing in the world happened to me...

i walked straight off the edge of the earth and some aliens found me hitching a ride on a fireball and took me in there ship for pie.

IT WAS GOOD PIE TOO

that's a lie

a mob of angry bears found me pissing outside of my car on the side of a highway and the little one wanted me as a pet.

BUT I STAYED REALLY WARM

no that's a lie too

there's a new pill you can take that makes you disappear in thin air, it's the latest medical fad. every ones doing it.

IT GETS YOU HIGH TOO

nope nope...lying

there are magical dwarfs under my bed and they were stealing my socks so i followed 'em down the dwarf hole because there's one right under my bed...and anyways they have this magical land of lost things and i got lost trying to find things i've lost.

I FOUND A LOT OF COOL SHIT IN THE MEANTINE

hmmmmm

could be
maybe

but probably not.