so i ran into this ass hat at a show one day......
some total no one i've ever seen before.....
made officially no eye contact.......
because sometimes you just want to be alone with your alcoholic friends minding your own drunkiness......
ya know trying to stifle the vomit long enough to have another whiskey sour with a side blah!
and this stranger of half a butt pirate and fudgepacker slime
slivers over.......
"i just wanted to say your gorgious" with his fart breath dripping off his fish mouth....."what's your name".....
the ass hat with the fish breath questions........
mind you it's a keratoma show *coughs* yeah i've been hanging on my bf all night.....if the butt nudger didn't notice.
i very politely, or not stated....because i'm nice but not always....sorry.....(clears throat...we aren't always are we)
"don't worry about it" and turn back to my drink and friends.
"my names........" cause i don't remember the funky tongue monster....
like my "don't worry about it" wasn't good enough.
he grabs my arm....
mind you the one with the least of my tats on it and is like....."cool".
i grab my arm away with a snarl of snotty prissy don't grab my arm you stinky shard of nothing!
and he shows me a tat on his forarm of some half assed faded ghoul i've already seen on someone.
and believe me i was so impressed.....i walked away with my half shirt blowing in the wind of my nicely womenly smelling steps.....
sometimes it makes me feel good that i have better tats than the norm of folk with the average flash art i've seen in the magazines, on the wall, and on others arms...
and sometimes i think certain ass hat figures shouldn't talk to girls that clearly state they aren't interested in being pulled away from their ganja smelling drinking buddies....
and p.s. even punks need cologne or aftershave or liquor smelling then butt nudging after smells.
p.p.s. i had nothing else to say and thought you'd get a kick out of my descriptions...
p.p.p on yourself s. i'm not usually a prissy snarling mother of a bitch so if you see me don't be scared just don't be an ass hat.......
WORD OF THE DAY:
butt nudger
feel free to use it in a sentence today
to all of you and beware the ass hats they will invaid at any time!
some total no one i've ever seen before.....
made officially no eye contact.......
because sometimes you just want to be alone with your alcoholic friends minding your own drunkiness......
ya know trying to stifle the vomit long enough to have another whiskey sour with a side blah!
and this stranger of half a butt pirate and fudgepacker slime
slivers over.......
"i just wanted to say your gorgious" with his fart breath dripping off his fish mouth....."what's your name".....
the ass hat with the fish breath questions........
mind you it's a keratoma show *coughs* yeah i've been hanging on my bf all night.....if the butt nudger didn't notice.
i very politely, or not stated....because i'm nice but not always....sorry.....(clears throat...we aren't always are we)
"don't worry about it" and turn back to my drink and friends.
"my names........" cause i don't remember the funky tongue monster....
like my "don't worry about it" wasn't good enough.
he grabs my arm....
mind you the one with the least of my tats on it and is like....."cool".
i grab my arm away with a snarl of snotty prissy don't grab my arm you stinky shard of nothing!
and he shows me a tat on his forarm of some half assed faded ghoul i've already seen on someone.
and believe me i was so impressed.....i walked away with my half shirt blowing in the wind of my nicely womenly smelling steps.....
sometimes it makes me feel good that i have better tats than the norm of folk with the average flash art i've seen in the magazines, on the wall, and on others arms...
and sometimes i think certain ass hat figures shouldn't talk to girls that clearly state they aren't interested in being pulled away from their ganja smelling drinking buddies....
and p.s. even punks need cologne or aftershave or liquor smelling then butt nudging after smells.
p.p.s. i had nothing else to say and thought you'd get a kick out of my descriptions...
p.p.p on yourself s. i'm not usually a prissy snarling mother of a bitch so if you see me don't be scared just don't be an ass hat.......
WORD OF THE DAY:
butt nudger
feel free to use it in a sentence today
to all of you and beware the ass hats they will invaid at any time!VIEW 25 of 58 COMMENTS
punknitemike:
oh yes, the SGs are gonna be in full force come may 14th...i cant believe already who all is coming, its gonna be killer! but today LillithVain + Asrai told me they are coming...this is gonna be one 'big' shindig, are ya excited?
annalee:
Thank you, I was really happy to read your comment! 