madison

tell me what i missed.

don't you think that those floatation devices in airplanes should really be parachutes?!!!!!?

i've flown alot in my day now and i've noticed that the most part of the area i've flown over is land.

what good is a floatation device if i'm hurling at 1ooo miles per hour towards land?

if i was hurling into an ocean ok.

but how many times do you think when people have crashed they've said "hey pilot aim for that lake ahead!"

i swear it needs to be a parachute. or keep the floatation device as the butt of the seat and put the parachute in the back of the seat. that way if you crash into an ocean the parachute won't weigh you down because you have the floatation device too.

does anyone else think about that?

i hate peanuts! what's wrong with serving crackers or cookies.
and don't you think those little alcohol beverages should be as free as the pop? i mean plane tickets are expensive. they should just include that.

but no you have to pay for addition food too. want a meal give me $7!!!

and you can't smoke in any airports unless you buy a drink in the bar IF you can even smoke in that bar.

bite me. i need nicotine!
who's with me.

what'd i miss. fill me in.

oh yeah!!! almost missed my set going up!!!!

oh how i miss that septum ring!!!!

be patient with my responsed cause i want to give you all the special attention you deserve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but i also want to give that same attention to my newest paycheck!!!!!

YOWZA!!!!! she says giddy as a little girl