Friday Dec 30, 2005

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!!!!

tell me your funniest new years story.....

or jokes are fun too.
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himo:
HNY.
1994, Left Cleveland for NYC at 4am . ....made it to the outskirts in time to buy some shrooms, and a bag, and take the train into the city, maybe got near the square sometime around 7 pm( maybe but I had eaten some shrooms and time was warped), someone pissed on my shoes, I was politely mugged, I ate a sanwich that made me throw up ( I don't know maybe it was the shrooms). Got arrested for jumping a baracade and spent a couple hours in a holding cell peaking, was released at 11:50, some random completely non passable tranny dude tried to kiss me,(maybe it was a girl, I was still tripping...) never found my friends or their car ( there were no cell phones then, and did I mention shrooms?) called my dad collect to wire money but I had no ID so I had to hassle with the western union asshole, finally got on Grey Hound and made it to Euclid in the early morning of January 3rd or was it late night of the 4th?...12 years later, it's all one fucking day.

What did I learn? STAY AWAY FROM SHROOMS!
kiska:
my boy had a party band thing at his house and one of the bands was on tour with another and while the one band played the other band members.....did some numbers on thier van....and one of our friends put his kids dirty warm diper all over the windows and just left it on the van along with honey, feathers, and some others items...we have no idea...but smelled really bad....

thats all i got...it was funny to watch....and funny to watch them clean it up

haha

kiska

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