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Friday Nov 04, 2005

Nov 3, 2005
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I wish halloween came around more.

I get so much more excited knowing that I can get dressed up and wear fun zombie makeup to work.

In my case...I already scare small children so why not go all out instead of being scared of my style and lifestyle they can just fear me!!! meuawwwwhaha!!

anyways tell me a joke....

give me something to talk about later.
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mat7thew:
a guy walks into a bar, orders a beer. there's a bowl of nuts sitting in front of him.

the peanuts tell him "you look great today!"

puzzled, he asks the bartender what's up with the nuts.

the bartender tells him they are complementary.


ba-dum chihh...
Nov 5, 2005
micah:
M'kay...

How do you get ten babies in a bucket?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

With a blender.



How do you get them out again?

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With Tortilla chips.

Nov 5, 2005

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