1. SG Anonymous.
2. Dear Parent,
3. Central Valley Psychosis.
4. Hi, I don't care, thanks.
Aimee Mann [ay me man] n. & adj. 1. singer; songwriter; musician 2. brilliant.
transcends [tran sends] v. to go beyond/further than something.
all adj. & pron. everything; everyone.
1. I know this is a subject that's been brought up on this site before so if you happen to...
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2. Dear Parent,
3. Central Valley Psychosis.
4. Hi, I don't care, thanks.
Aimee Mann [ay me man] n. & adj. 1. singer; songwriter; musician 2. brilliant.
transcends [tran sends] v. to go beyond/further than something.
all adj. & pron. everything; everyone.
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1. Hello, you are not imagining things.
2. Doesn't 'imagining' just look wrong?
3. Where's Waldo..
4. Boxes.
Now for a brief intermission:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The band.
Didn't they, like, break up in the 70's?
No, jackass. I said Knock Knock.
Oh -- the band.
Exactly.
1. Your computer isn't lying to you, I decided to re-activate my account. Why? Maybe it was...
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2. Doesn't 'imagining' just look wrong?
3. Where's Waldo..
4. Boxes.
Now for a brief intermission:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
The band.
Didn't they, like, break up in the 70's?
No, jackass. I said Knock Knock.
Oh -- the band.
Exactly.
1. Your computer isn't lying to you, I decided to re-activate my account. Why? Maybe it was...
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teresaannamae:
You're so prettyful!
How can you possible complain that girls don't like you?
If I ever saw you I think I would just adore you enough to get up the guts to say hi with *THEE EYES* and see if I get *THEE EYES* in return.
xoxo-
T
How can you possible complain that girls don't like you?
If I ever saw you I think I would just adore you enough to get up the guts to say hi with *THEE EYES* and see if I get *THEE EYES* in return.
xoxo-
T
india:
oo youre cute 
'The time has come,' the Reagan said,
'To bid her fare thee well:
To spoons -- and speds -- and shades of red --
To Sicitard's putrid smell --
And good-bye lovely Limbo sets --
And silly n00b chat Hell.'
'To bid her fare thee well:
To spoons -- and speds -- and shades of red --
To Sicitard's putrid smell --
And good-bye lovely Limbo sets --
And silly n00b chat Hell.'
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varzadium:
bye
almostfamous:
bye bye, don't be a stranger now
You know, some of you are like little children -- very demanding. So, here you are: an update. Please, try not to pee your pants with excitement as we are all out of Huggies.
1. Merry Christmas To Me + Sleep Or Lack Of.
2. Habitual Smutual Fiction Addiction.
3. Expiration Date: 12/26/03.
4. "It's what month?"
5. Excuse me, doctor?
Without further hesitation, I...
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1. Merry Christmas To Me + Sleep Or Lack Of.
2. Habitual Smutual Fiction Addiction.
3. Expiration Date: 12/26/03.
4. "It's what month?"
5. Excuse me, doctor?
Without further hesitation, I...
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sicily:
if you leave that fruitcake's going' up YOUR FUCKING ASS!
eyesonly:
1. I have a cousin in Switzerland, who watches ER religiously. I watched an ep when I was over there. The dubbing is hillarious. I was laughing my head off. And they (my cousin and his wife) were giving me this anonoyed look. 
2. New sets get published at 11am SG time. That's 3am local time. Sleep is overrated anyway. I've got a crack, it's not a pretty sight.
3. Hahaha. Very funny. You're just trying to scare us. Well, it's not working and... You _are_ trying to scare us, aren't you? Fuck, I think you're serious. Ok, you win. I'm scared now. How can you possibly contemplate leaving us? We are your loyal fans, who'd be willing to walk through hot coals for you (actually I did walk on burning coals once, but's that's another story). Look I'm wearing a tin foil hat and mismatched socks just for you. Won't you reconsider?
4. Yes, it's that month. Some fat bastard parks this sled in your roof, cracking at least two dozen tiles, then climbs down your chimney, dumping soot everywhere, helps himself to your stash of milk and cookies and dumps the contents of his bag of shit everywhere. And then he has the audacity of only bothering the ones who have been good all year.
5. My whole body started convulsing violently as I read #3.
But seriously, it's been a lot of fun. I wish you all the very best for the future. I am going to miss you. I will email once in a while.
Much love and take care
~ EyesOnly ~
[Edited on Dec 19, 2003 8:39PM]
2. New sets get published at 11am SG time. That's 3am local time. Sleep is overrated anyway. I've got a crack, it's not a pretty sight.
3. Hahaha. Very funny. You're just trying to scare us. Well, it's not working and... You _are_ trying to scare us, aren't you? Fuck, I think you're serious. Ok, you win. I'm scared now. How can you possibly contemplate leaving us? We are your loyal fans, who'd be willing to walk through hot coals for you (actually I did walk on burning coals once, but's that's another story). Look I'm wearing a tin foil hat and mismatched socks just for you. Won't you reconsider?
4. Yes, it's that month. Some fat bastard parks this sled in your roof, cracking at least two dozen tiles, then climbs down your chimney, dumping soot everywhere, helps himself to your stash of milk and cookies and dumps the contents of his bag of shit everywhere. And then he has the audacity of only bothering the ones who have been good all year.
5. My whole body started convulsing violently as I read #3.
But seriously, it's been a lot of fun. I wish you all the very best for the future. I am going to miss you. I will email once in a while.
Much love and take care
~ EyesOnly ~
[Edited on Dec 19, 2003 8:39PM]
On today's week in review:
1. Influenza: Microscopic Ass-Kicking.
2. Christmas and Why I Hate It.
3. Tipping: Dear Non-Europeans..
4. Oops -- Insert Foot In Mouth.
5. Pictures Of Success.
So let's get this show on the road 'cause I have to keep your attention for five minutes and I don't have any shiny objects, you furry bastard.
1. I still have a cold...
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1. Influenza: Microscopic Ass-Kicking.
2. Christmas and Why I Hate It.
3. Tipping: Dear Non-Europeans..
4. Oops -- Insert Foot In Mouth.
5. Pictures Of Success.
So let's get this show on the road 'cause I have to keep your attention for five minutes and I don't have any shiny objects, you furry bastard.
1. I still have a cold...
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zgrat:
mmmm.... eggnog.... gotta stop by the store now... and i like your profile pic. you look cute in it
[Edited on Dec 11, 2003 8:58PM]
[Edited on Dec 11, 2003 8:58PM]
varzadium:
Please update. !
My:
..right wisdom tooth is coming in. Great.
..current guilty pleasure is the Britney + Madonna video.
..hair is now a more natural red. I dig.
..hands are like ice, as usual.
And I:
..am getting sick. Great.
..had a nightmare about work yesterday morning.
..made good tips even though people were cheap -- 'tis the season.
..need to buy gifts.
..hate Christmas.
..changed my...
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..right wisdom tooth is coming in. Great.
..current guilty pleasure is the Britney + Madonna video.
..hair is now a more natural red. I dig.
..hands are like ice, as usual.
And I:
..am getting sick. Great.
..had a nightmare about work yesterday morning.
..made good tips even though people were cheap -- 'tis the season.
..need to buy gifts.
..hate Christmas.
..changed my...
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nonsequitur:
i lurveeeee your ani d pics!! i just saw them. shame on me.
'In THAT direction,' the Cat said, waving its right paw round, 'lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction,' waving the other paw, 'lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.'
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm...
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm...
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thefuckoffkid:
You. *poke* Keep an eye out for me.
trismegistus:
hey reagtard,
did you get that special douche i sent sicily?
did you get that special douche i sent sicily?
What lingered after them was not life, which always overcomes natural death, but the most trivial list of mundane facts: a clock ticking on a wall, a room dim at noon, and the outrageousness of a human being thinking only of herself. Her brain going dim to all else, but flaming up in precise points of pain, personal injury, lost dreams.
The Virgin Suicides
_____________________...
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The Virgin Suicides
_____________________...
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trismegistus:
i need to go to bed. like, right now. i think this is the most i've been on SG in one day. i asked fourteen questions on sicitard's thread. i feel like a big fucking loser.
of course you wouldn't know anything about that, would you dear.
of course you wouldn't know anything about that, would you dear.
edc:
I played with my sack of loving all night...
Now it is all gone
edc
Now it is all gone
edc
Some bitter hag almost had my car towed tonight. I ought to remove her fucking knee caps with a spoon.
(Because it's dull, you twit.)
STORY TIME:
Once upon a yestermoon, there was a girl who's best friend had a house right across from a little building + parking lot. The lot had served to everyone until the building was rented out to a law...
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(Because it's dull, you twit.)
STORY TIME:
Once upon a yestermoon, there was a girl who's best friend had a house right across from a little building + parking lot. The lot had served to everyone until the building was rented out to a law...
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jasonxstar:
Im soooooooo sorry,i drank a little that night im stupid,sooo stupid please forgive me
hugs and deep sorrys
GPK
hugs and deep sorrys
GPK
ophelia:
I always find it's better to just poke out people's eyes with a spoon.
Then eat them.
Mmmmm, eyeballs.
Then eat them.
Mmmmm, eyeballs.
Yesterday morning started off bright and early -- 4:45am to be fucking exact. Good thing it was my last day at the bagel shop. Driving into town, I see: a dead cow, raccoon, opussum, skunk, and various remnants of critters mashed into the pavement. Aaah, I love death in the morning. Yeah. It got insane, as usual, and of course customers were at an all-time...
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ltrain:
MISS REAGAN theeee ANIMAL...
I forgot mention... HITLER liked more then being pee'd on .. he liked it when girls shat on his face! get your history right.
More on the brilliant mind of Hitler some other day. My day has been eventful. I walked the mountain, ate some food and did some laundry. Wow! How cool am I????
See what happens when you have drunk conversations, I don't remember what I was gonna butcher your journal with....
Well I'll think of it later... Hope you had a nice day off in "town"!
with huff, i mean liff,
ltrain
I forgot mention... HITLER liked more then being pee'd on .. he liked it when girls shat on his face! get your history right.
More on the brilliant mind of Hitler some other day. My day has been eventful. I walked the mountain, ate some food and did some laundry. Wow! How cool am I????
See what happens when you have drunk conversations, I don't remember what I was gonna butcher your journal with....
Well I'll think of it later... Hope you had a nice day off in "town"!
with huff, i mean liff,
ltrain
hunginn:
I've been around, sort of, just haven't updated. If I had, it'd just be all that angsty crap that really should be put on LiveJournal if I cared to have one. 
Nice profile pic by the way, looooosergirl.