madigan

Once upon a last week, I found my Belle and Sebastian ticket.

1. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
2. Kissy-face!
3. Seeing Other People.
4. Show and Tell.
5. The last time I checked.
6. Faceless Pigtails.

All girls are teases.
She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
I don't do anything.
That's why you're a tease.

1. What a brilliant movie. Not only was the acting amazing but the cinematography is increadible. Kate Winslet has since redeemed herself from her 'stellar' performance in Titanic. Yes, that was sarcasm. If you're not a Jim Carrey fan, don't worry, you won't find anyone talking from their ass. Seriously folks -- you have to see it.
2. This weekend has been nothing but kissing and I wasn't even boozed up. Okay, maybe a little tipsy. WHO WANTS TO KISS ME?
3. So, this girl totally wants to fuck me. Problem is she's already got a boyfriend (I think you can see where this is going). But that didn't stop her from making a drunken public display of her then-secret affection. I'm not crossing any lines, though. If she feels like she can up the ante and trade the boy toy -- then I'm game. Maybe.
4. I have an on-line SG girlfriend. Her name is Zarina. She is very pretty. Her new haircut is cute. She is an artist. We both like girls. Feel free to express your bitter jealousy in the box provided below.
5. Mind reading was not part of my job description. Next time you want your salad out before your damn sandwich, tell me. Thanks so much for the $.03 tip, too. It was really generous.
6. My co-worker, RewriteJeans, finally came out of the SG woodwork last night. She's smart as a whip*, cute as a button, and a great slinger of booze -- take that one as you will.

* Am I mixing up my expressions?

The End.