A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband,...
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I was just on my way to check my self into the suicide ward, but I went to walmart instead. So I guess you could say Walmart saved my life... lol....Is it wrong to laugh at that?
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madi:
Surprisingly enough this has nothing to do w/ the drugs...
I need to have a sense of humor about this, Please no one be worried there are many things I have to live for. And I'm a pussy. I have to get naked on this site before my life will be complete... and I want to get a surface peircing... All I can say is marriage is REALLY FUCKING HARD!!!!! add being 3000 miles away from everything you've ever known, poor and sick. Its a depression milkshake.
I need to have a sense of humor about this, Please no one be worried there are many things I have to live for. And I'm a pussy. I have to get naked on this site before my life will be complete... and I want to get a surface peircing... All I can say is marriage is REALLY FUCKING HARD!!!!! add being 3000 miles away from everything you've ever known, poor and sick. Its a depression milkshake.
zahara:
Wal-Mart SAVED your life??? 
Usually whenever I go into that damned store I feel like killing myself. (before anyone says anything...joke, it's a bad joke, albeit true).
Yes, marriage is hard. The first year is the worst because you have to get used to being married. It was really hard for me because I'm so fucking independant. My husband and I fought more the first year than the six years that have followed.
BTW--Yes, you do need to get naked. We both need surface piercings (I want my nape done).
Usually whenever I go into that damned store I feel like killing myself. (before anyone says anything...joke, it's a bad joke, albeit true).
Yes, marriage is hard. The first year is the worst because you have to get used to being married. It was really hard for me because I'm so fucking independant. My husband and I fought more the first year than the six years that have followed.
BTW--Yes, you do need to get naked. We both need surface piercings (I want my nape done).
thearcanecircle:
yes. most deff.
anaphalaxis:
You just fucked up my childhood... 
Come to the dark side; we have cookies....
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auggie:
I've had a shit week. My boyfriend broke up with me. He doesn't like my friends 
and basically asked me to choose. How 10th grade. My roommate kicked me out Sunday, but took me back on Tuesday. It's still tense of course. Oh yeah, my b/f hates my roommate and vice versa. There's a long and crazy story to all that - I could write a book. My beautiful and most awesome friend is going to detox today. I am so psyched about that. That shit is holding him back. He is such an amazing person, carved from a mold not of this earth. I fucking love that kid, he's been there for me and is one of two people outside of family I trust. I trust a junkie 110%. How odd is that?
and basically asked me to choose. How 10th grade. My roommate kicked me out Sunday, but took me back on Tuesday. It's still tense of course. Oh yeah, my b/f hates my roommate and vice versa. There's a long and crazy story to all that - I could write a book. My beautiful and most awesome friend is going to detox today. I am so psyched about that. That shit is holding him back. He is such an amazing person, carved from a mold not of this earth. I fucking love that kid, he's been there for me and is one of two people outside of family I trust. I trust a junkie 110%. How odd is that? 
laptop_romeo:
Give the monkey a cookie!
I haven't had a moment to myself in almost 3 days. My room-mate had surgery. He expects me to cart him around like a child. Total; I've spent 9 hours in the emergency room cause he wants more pain killers. If he didn't eat 10 a day he might have a few to spare. When I cracked my skull open they only gave me cheap...
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laptop_romeo:
Yes we are. You are a saint for sticking with him.
zahara:
Yes, men are babies when it comes to any type of pain.
I was supposed to go to some football game in Seattle today.
No one showed up to go w/ us. It was and is raining. I'd rather not freeze my ass off on a wet bleacher all day. So now I'm hear, at home. I got 2 new bras, I've had the same ones for 4 or 5 years now. It was time for some...
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No one showed up to go w/ us. It was and is raining. I'd rather not freeze my ass off on a wet bleacher all day. So now I'm hear, at home. I got 2 new bras, I've had the same ones for 4 or 5 years now. It was time for some...
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z_x_silas:
i'm waiting to see the Dawn of the dead on the 26th too, but i don't think i'll see the Stepford wives. 
welcome2thedawn:
that's a good pic... 
The new profile pic is the tattoo on my leg. I wish I had a nice picture of myself. I am so blah....
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comradjack:
wow you got so many tattoos and piercings.
i only have ONE. on my arm. and no piercings.
my problem is i change my mind too much. i guess your always your own worst critic.
anyways. thanks for the nice comments. can't wait to see more of your tattoos!
i only have ONE. on my arm. and no piercings.
my problem is i change my mind too much. i guess your always your own worst critic.
anyways. thanks for the nice comments. can't wait to see more of your tattoos!
anaphalaxis:
Ahhhh, well you can definately live without drugs. I used to pop, snort, smoke, chase and inject just about anything I could get my hands on, but those days are over. I stick to my first and only love most of hte time nowadays. After you've fucked yourself up in every way possible for long enough your brain kinda gets too used to it. I cant even look at a pill without wanting to vomit, although I hear your pills over there are bollocks compared to ours
Oh, and i just checked your pics. You aint Bleh, you's purdy, although sorry, not as purdy as your kitten!
Oh, and i just checked your pics. You aint Bleh, you's purdy, although sorry, not as purdy as your kitten!
Just to add to all the crap I lost my profile picture.
I'm almost four days clean.
I should be happy. I'm alittle happy
I'm almost four days clean.
I should be happy. I'm alittle happy
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minibeanie:
Well good luck.....its super hard....I wasnt strong enough 
ultimatelewser:
Mmmmm cherries!
I beleive my life as I know it is soon to end....
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inabsentia:
Mmm...fake fruit!!! Are you summoned to jury duty?
thearcanecircle:
Talk to me.
My life is just a big fucking pity party!
Don't take what I'm saying to seriously, I'm trying to remove myself from the drug scene. This is proving to be successful thus far, but horribly aggravating. I have no energy, motivation, creativity or happiness. The poem I promised is currently a no go. The drive to write was the chemical halo It will get better...
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Don't take what I'm saying to seriously, I'm trying to remove myself from the drug scene. This is proving to be successful thus far, but horribly aggravating. I have no energy, motivation, creativity or happiness. The poem I promised is currently a no go. The drive to write was the chemical halo It will get better...
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xatreyux:
rock out sista!
anaphalaxis:
Trust me babe, I aint celebrating now.... at work with hideous hangover not a good thing...
When I can think about alcohol without vomiting I'll tell you what a ginger tom is.
When I can think about alcohol without vomiting I'll tell you what a ginger tom is.
Thanks for the birthday wishes!!!